Thats_Not_A_Duck



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    Shane Hollander Rozanov is many things: a devoted father, a loving husband, and currently, a pregnant omega stranded in a restaurant with his three-year-old daughter because nobody believes he's married to the owner.

    Or: Shane loses his wallet, the police get called, and Ilya slowly loses his mind.

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    A baby shows up on Shane's doorstep.

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    Maomao was getting use to the spirit world, and to being Jinshi's pet, however, she was still Maomao. Even blissed out of her mind night after night, and with all her needs cared for by others, none of her survival depending on her, and her work, for once in her life she was free to get as absorbed in her fleeting thoughts and experiments as she pleased.

    Something that caused issues quickly...

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    "And they, well. They brought in an omega specialist?”

    “Specialist?” Ilya asked, his tone wary. The word sounded uncomfortable in his mouth, so Shane tried to fill in the gaps.

    “A doctor. For omegas.”

    That threw Rozanov off for a second. “But you are not omega?”

    Shane scrunched up his face, creasing the skin on his forehead and around his eyes. Taking a deep breath, he dropped the first of his two bombs. “No, Rozanov. I am. I’m an omega.”

    He heard the Russian hum on the other side, considering this. “Makes sense. Is why you are so pretty. And why you have such nice ass.”

    Shane’s ears burned. “Shut up, stop talking about my ass.”

    “But I can still talk about how pretty you are, yes?”

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    hellooooooo i am back and i am writing the alpha/omega fanfic of my dreams!!! do not wake me im exactly where i wanna be!!! aka a fuck or die where shane is on suppressants for far too long and calls ilya for help with his terrible horrible awful no good impending heat - but the circumstances and the yearning are magnified by like a billion times <3 yay!

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    Fourteen became fifteen became sixteen became seventeen, and every year that passed marked another year of anger, of rage, of mourning, of violence that was never the answer but always seemed to solve his problems anyways.

    Or: Soulmates can't hurt each other. Shane believes in them like a bedtime story: a nice idea, but that's all. Ilya doesn't believe it's possible for love not to hurt. His fascination with Shane Hollander has absolutely nothing at all to do with the push and pull soulmates are rumored to share.

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