TentacleGod



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    Apparently, when you are trying to avoid something, with every fiber of your soul, that is when it will always find you. Perhaps it's the rhetoric of the red string itself; how it dangles from your hand, pompous. Saying, smugly, without words, I told you so. All roads lead back to the source, capillaries or roots of a tree funneling to the same end goal.

    In your case, all roads lead back to the SuperStar Daycare.

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    You want a normal, average, fated romance as much as the next person. Butterflies fluttering in your stomach, and a healthy connection with someone who makes you feel like you fit in.

    Really, it's not too much to ask.

    But that has never been the path your life has in store for you. Instead, you have to fight to untangle yourself from an unlikely soulmate: a robotic entertainer built by, and for, Fazco Entertainment LLC. One that is determined to make you notice their affections at any cost.
    Good luck.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Based in the Slasher AU established by Wyervan
    [and inspired by this particular image of Slasher!Sun]

    You are just another minimum waged Arcade worker trying to make rent in the 90s...
    So what if you've recently gotten closer to your eccentric bosses Sun and Moon...

    Nothing weird is going on here. The occasional disappearance is nothing to pay attention to—and what is this little black book?


    You find something you shouldn't and two clowns start to close in. Good thing they like you,... or is it?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    In which the reader gets abducted and trapped on a spaceship with two giant aliens. Between the pretty intense language barrier and the aliens treating you like a pet, its a lot to get used to. But at least the aliens don't seem to be malicious?

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    19 May 2026

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    Sun and Moon have always been the type to love the world around them, the type with that overzealous zeal for life and discovery. It was the furthest thing from a far cry to assume that they would fall in love with creatures beyond the stars they can access.

    When it came to Sun, his curiosity and love for the unknown was what had attracted Moon. Who wouldn’t fall in love with someone’s love for life? Moon had always admired the other for it.

    The arts, science, literature, animals, both of them loved them. Sun especially loved the arts, Moon loved science. Both adored animals.

    Much of their species did.

    And like a majority of those who lived amongst the stars, they were especially fascinated by humans.

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    You never knew aliens were real. Never really thought about it. Actually, that’s very much so a lie, you just… really never thought too hard. But you’d considered it. Thought it would be real neat, maybe a little scary.

    No one ever expects to find out. Especially not how you did.

    Apparently, aliens like to keep humans as pets.

    And yes, you will be “pspspspspspsps”ed by an alien.

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    14 May 2026

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    THIS FIC IS BEING REWRITTEN, THIS IS THE OLD VERSION!

    Sun and Moon decide they both want a new pet for their anniversary. What better than one of those funny little creatures from earth?

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    You are a hermit. You're fine with that, and fine with living off the interest from your parents' life insurance. You are perfectly content to stay at home with no one to bother you other than the earth and the sky.

    So you thought.

    Who knew that having an alien try to 'pspspspsps' you would lead to such wild shenanigans.

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    14 May 2026