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A Game of Heads by Temve
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Green Knight (2021), Sir Gawayn and þe Grene Knyȝt | Gawain and the Green Knight - Anonymous | Gawain Poet
31 Oct 2024
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A stranger walks into a bar.
The year is 1389; myths are made more easily than they are now.
Also, the stranger appears to be made of wood. Or at least Hob Gadling thinks so. And things only get weirder from there.
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Counting Backwards by Temve for DarthSpoob (Talcen)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Sep 2024
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Getting into the Masters program is, at this point, a long shot, but cellist Ben isn’t the kind to just give up. Which is not to say he’s all that keen when he’s offered an apprenticeship instead… until he finds out with whom.
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Good Grooming by Temve for elrhiarhodan, WritestuffLee, ell
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
01 Sep 2024
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Pet rescue for Jedi...
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Sweets From Hell - A Caractacus Club Mystery by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Sandman (TV 2022), Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2024
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There is a dead man in the library at the Caractacus Club. So far, so bad.
The matter escalates beyond the confines of your typical locked-room mystery pretty quickly, and our team of intrepid amateur gentleman detectives soon find themselves embroiled in a case involving, in no particular order, pigeon guts, purportedly ancient books, Wednesday night Satanists, a boxing club in Whitechapel, a man with no nose, an actual immortal, and the chemical composition of Hell itself.
Not to mention the small matter of Quinn's potential unfaithfulness... really, it's no wonder OB has a headache.
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- Part 3 of The Caractacus Club
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Yer a Handful, Jinn. by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Aug 2024
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Padawan Jinn is feeling insecure about, of all things, his hands. Rael is being a good Padawan brother (well, and also a horny bastard) and teaching him an object lesson: it's not the size, it's what you do with them.
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Really, for someone who’s over six hundred years old, you’d think he’d have it all figured out by now. Sowed all his wild oats, made all his mistakes, found and refined all his kinks, gotten bored with all of them, and started over from scratch just for the hell of it.
Of course, that’s bullshit, and nobody knows that better than Hob Gadling. He’s, frankly, too old to believe in any kind of traditional wisdom on how things should go. As far as he’s concerned, he’s six hundred going on sixteen, and life continues to amaze him with its twists and turns and squicks and squirms and the kind of devil-may-care experiences that, he suspects, are probably easier for him to immerse himself in seeing as he knows they definitely won’t kill him.
One of those being Ollie.
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In Which Cat/Cow Is Not A Yoga Pose by Temve for LeotheLionathefootofOrion
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Who is Aldrich Kemp? (Podcast)
17 Mar 2024
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Robert Gadling is a man with a difference. Quite a few, actually. And he's been doing fine, thank you very much. He's really just seeing this fancy doctor to make his mum happy. Really. He's not expecting any great revelations about why he is the way he is.
And he can't quite place what it is that's so weird about this Dr Murphy's eyes, but... hey, it's just a quick routine exam, right?
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It begins out of spite, with some decent French wine and a lute and Sir Robert Gadlen reinventing himself as a closet madrigalist just to get back at his damn Stranger. Four hundred years later, the chatter of the second-hand sequencer and the thrum of cocaine in his system is almost enough to drown out the eerie voice of Hob Gadling’s elusive muse (or whatever the fuck he is), but the music won’t stop, will it? No, it won’t. It’s literally Endless.
AKA the composer!Hob AU.
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Like a Fucking Glove by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Master and Apprentice - Claudia Gray
24 Jan 2024
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Never a bad day to walk in on your lover balls-deep in your other lover. Obi-Wan can work with that.
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- Part 6 of Chancellor Cockslut
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It started with a slash… across the throat of a potential identity theft victim.
And it utterly failed to end there.
Because one does not simply kill Hob Gadling.
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We Don't Do Christmas by Temve for elrhiarhodan
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Dec 2023
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Successful songwriter Ben knows the value of his artistic gifts; a couple of weeks in a cottage in Scotland at the agency's expense is definitely something he deserves, especially seeing as they're expecting him to write a Christmas Number One.
What Ben doesn't know is that the lyricist that his agency insisted on saddling him with is someone he's met before.
Briefly. And quite unsuccessfully.
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Or, the day Eleanor Gadling discovers the prostate.
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Veer by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Master and Apprentice - Claudia Gray
22 Oct 2023
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Rael is not dealing well with the death of his Padawan.
His Padawan, on the other hand...
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Hob actually notices himself falling asleep, this time, because the falling sensation is so palpable, and when he opens his eyes to find himself two feet below the ground, in a neatly carved out rectangle of ground that feels more like a burrow than a grave, and looking up at the summer sky, he knows he’s dreaming.
...of cucumbers. >:D
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- Part 7 of For the Trees (and Plant Porn)
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As kidnappings go, this one is boring. Well, would be boring if he didn't have to deal with his body's pesky reactions.
Or, Aldrich Kemp manages to be snarky while bound and blindfolded, and his captor takes it in his stride.
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Leaves of Grass and Feet of Clay by Temve
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
17 Sep 2023
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The story of an uncommonly large centaur who doesn't quite fit in - until he finds his space in the arms of another, surprisingly even larger, uh... he thinks it's a centaur but he can't be quite sure.
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Hob's pretty sure he should be naked. And asleep. He's pretty sure he's not naked, seeing as there's clothes on him.
As for the 'asleep' part... if this is his dream, he's going to damn well enjoy
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Among the Spicier Constellations by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Aug 2023
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When freshly Knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi finds himself adrift on a barely-functional spaceship, the pirate vessel that's approaching may well be his only hope... among other things.
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- Part 4 of Tem's QuiObi Bingo Fills 2023
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The thing was, he knew he was not uncomely.
Not even for someone of his size and stature. He knew there were those who appreciated a deep chest and a foursome of sturdy legs adorned with rugged feathers and rooted in the ground via a set of good strong hooves.
Hell, he’d known some who really appreciated that in him specifically.
The other thing was, though, that the last time he really let himself fall into the well of that appreciation, it had landed him with more heartbreak than a single lifetime could hold, and for all that he was older than a single lifetime by far these days, the hurt in that scar still hadn’t faded completely.
... aka the Centaur!Hob ficlet.
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When We Were Young by Temve
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Master and Apprentice - Claudia Gray
31 Jul 2023
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He's Irish, supposedly, but his name's Khalil. He dresses weirdly, has great big hands, and looks most delicious rifling through the card catalog.
Rael is intrigued... which is to say, Rael is scheming how to get that gorgeous piece of meat into his bed.
(aka the story of how the Yooperverse's Rael and Khalil first crashed into each other)
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- Part 2 of Yooperverse