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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    03 Jun 2026

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    BOO! Were you scared?

    Nothing's scarier than commitment if you're Ronald Weasley.

    When Hermione picks up the phone at Ron's Birthday Party, a nightmare ensues, truths unravel, and... who's that holding the knife? After finding out that Ron's been cheating on her, Hermione doesn't have any qualms about cheating on him back. Even if she can't tell who the man under the mask is... At first.

    Please forward all therapy bills to the creator's trash bin.

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    25 May 2026

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    Hermione learns the cost of taking the Malfoy name.

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    19 May 2026

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    **COMPLETE**What happens if Hermione never escaped that night at the Manor?
    Instead, she is thrown into the dungeons.
    Her friends had left her.
    Her only company are her own thoughts and Draco Malfoy, who convinced the Dark Lord to spare her.
    But at what cost to her?
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    He withdrew his wand from his robes as he closed the remaining distance to Hermione. His black dragon skin shoes came into her view and she slowly raised her eyes to look at him. He towered over her, draped in black robes. The light was behind his head, creating a halo with his blonde hair.
    Was this how she was going to die?
    At the hands of Draco fucking Malfoy?
    His grey eyes bored into hers as he leveled his wand on her chest. Her vision swam with tears that threatened to spill down her cheeks as she silently pleaded with him.
    Draco's expression hardened as the first tear slid down her cheek.
    If she hadn’t been looking at his face, she would have missed his words that barely carried to her ears, “I’m sorry, Granger.”
    **Please read tags; be aware of content. Characters at the time are 18+.No underage content.**

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    16 May 2026

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    Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
    Sure, why not?

    Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.

    It was meant to be educational.
    It became... something else.

    This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.

    Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
    Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
    Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
    Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.

    Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
    Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.

    The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.

    Hermione developed a kink.
    Draco developed feelings.
    Theo found Muggle tech.
    Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
    You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.

    I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.

    Good luck.

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    13 May 2026