TalksTooMuch
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Karkat is afraid of thunder so he goes to see Dave
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23 Jun 2026
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Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas have a rivalry of the ages.
...Or that's how Karkat sees it, anyway.
Dave just wants to stop spitting petals for this guy who hates him.
Bookmarked by TalksTooMuch
23 Jun 2026
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i like it when you're mean (we don't have to get into what that says about me) by landofchaosandbloom for baristababey
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"I'm beginning to think he hates me," is how you greet Rose the second she opens her front door.
"In what way? I hear that isn't exactly a bad thing with trolls."
You really don't like the way you can't keep the whiney tone out of your voice when you respond, "The not sexy way. I don't even want him to hate me in the sexy way? I think? I'm not a troll, I don't get that whole quadrants thing."
"Well, what causes you to think he hates you?"
"I asked him to hang out and he just said 'maybe'. That means no, right?"
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16 Jun 2026
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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06 Jun 2026
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You hear the relief in Dave's heavy sigh. "Oh, Karkat. Thank fuck," he says, "If I'd tripped with my ass bare as the day I was born into a closet with anyone else, I think I woulda seriously for real died on the spot. Gone up in flames. Have you heard of spontaneous human combustion before, Karkat? It've been like that, and the entire goddamn building woulda come along with me to the grave. At least I'd've gotten outta finishin' that assignment–"
"Dave," you cut him off as you register the singular important part of his babble, suddenly even more hyper-aware of your proximity than ever, "Are you not wearing any fucking pants?"
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04 Jun 2026