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    The Strawhats have to resupply the Sunny after an unfortunate mishap, but the only island around has a very strict requirement: Newlyweds only. It's up to Zoro and Sanji not to mess everything up and get to their destination without alerting the locals or losing their damn minds in the process.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    "Around him, the battlefield had gone silent.

    He had a brief moment of clarity when he realized, with horror, what his hands were cupping.

    He opened his eye as fear engulfed him and looked down at himself.

    His hands were cupping his crotch.

    The unbearable pain was coming from his penis.

    "...Dude..." a marine broke the silence, "You shot Roronoa fucking Zoro in the dick.""

     

    Or, how it took a broken penis for two idiots to realize they're in love with each other.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Like a girl’s, Sanji had said, not fooling either of them… not for a single second was he fooling either of them, but the offer had been so damn tantalising that Zoro hadn’t let on, allowing Sanji to use him wherever and whenever he was desperate enough to ask because any measure of attention that Zoro could get from the bastard was worth more than any and all treasures the Grand Line could have to offer.

     


    Zoro decides he'd also like to get something out of him and Sanji's weird little arrangement.

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    12 Nov 2024

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    "You a lord's son?" Zoro asked. The blond turned to him, trying to tell if Zoro was joking or not. Finally he laughed, head thrown to the side like he was trying to muffle the sound. Zoro wasn't sure what was funny.

    "What makes you think that I'm the son of a lord?" He asked.

    "Your kimono is real silk. You have soft hands which tells me that you don't do any manual labor. And you're clean, probably showered within the last day or so." The blond smiled.

    "I'm not a lord," he said. "Given where we are, what's your second guess?" Zoro nodded in understanding.

    "You're a prostitute," Zoro said. He didn't phrase it like a question. The blond wrinkled his nose.

    "I prefer the phrase 'entertainer''. Sounds more respectable." His amused tone said that he wasn't under the impression that there wasn't anything respectable about himself. Zoro just grunted.

    "That makes sense."

    "What does?" The blond asked. "The fact that I'm a whore?" Zoro nodded.

    "You're handsome," he just said by way of explanation.

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    27 Aug 2024

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    Despite some of Usopp's more out-there crack theories, Zoro and Sanji are not, in fact, secretly in love. They really do just happen not to get along- which leads to what may appear as the bickering of an old couple and the close contact of two men trying to rip each other's heads off.

    That is, until a fortune teller indubitably predicts their shared future.

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    There was no mutual pining. At first.

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    08 Aug 2024