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They are born to run (and love) by Strongest_Pcchi
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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Uma Musume. They are born to run, chasing the dream of glorious races at the end of their unknown destiny. A truth the world accepts with pride. Lesser known? They’re all giant dumbasses. Nutcases, every single one. Degrees vary, but the madness is universal.
Trainers. The vital partners who support those dazzling dreams. Also: long-suffering souls tasked with preventing suicide via training exhaustion, teaching basic common sense, and defending their own human rights from girls who could shoulder-check them into another prefecture.
Yet somehow, the bonds they share are real. Each varies, sometimes like mentor and pupil, sometimes like family, and often… dangerously close to developing rom-coms or full-blown romance.
So, when their Uma Musume inevitably does something unhinged, what can a Trainer do?
Be the stern adult? The exasperated straight man praying for divine intervention?
…Or just get dumber in return.
This is a collection of short stories — of those bonds and such nonsense that unfolds when the world’s most powerful girls meet the only people brave (dumb) enough to try and guide them.
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Hatsuboshi Academy. It’s name means the first star of the year—a sign of beginnings, of potential, of light blooming in the dark.
In these prestigious halls, young girls learn to sing, dance, and shine with the elegance, discipline, and emotional maturity befitting professional idols, growing with grace into role models admired by fans natio—Oh, who am I kidding? They’re teenagers with too much on their plates—midterms, stage prep, and hormones that don’t care about industry regulations.
And then there’s him. The Producer. Barely older. Emotionally constipated. Frustratingly competent. Weirdly hot. At this school, dreams aren’t the only thing being chased. Hatsuboshi is packed with enough romantic comedy fluff to fill a hundred late-night reruns—and our poor producer is the deadpan straight man holding it all together by the thinnest thread of professionalism.
Also featuring loosely connected non-romance and/or non-idol antics.