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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Try this for a deep, dark secret: the great detective, Jaime Lannister? He doesn’t exist. I invented him. Follow. I always loved excitement, so I studied, and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. Apparently, a freakishly tall, ugly woman was nobody’s idea of a private investigator! So I invented a superior. A decidedly HANDSOME and MASCULINE superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm... until the day HE walked in, with his green eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Jaime Lannister’s identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It’s a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don’t even know his real name!"

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    14 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    When Sansa and Arya Stark go on holiday to Piratas in the Summer Isles and promptly decide they want to stay, their mother sends Brienne o’Tarth to bring her wayward daughters home. Little does Brienne know she’s walking into the adventure of her life.

    Inspired/influenced by Romancing the Stone.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    "The question is, are you but some opportunist, a wolf caught befriending the sheep? And I answer that I am confused and aloof, and yet arrogant for victory." - The Silent Comedy, 'Victory'.

    In truth, it would be almost funny, if he were not so numb. He saves a city, kills a madman who happens to be his king, and gets caught fucking his sister, all in very short order. The noble hero is then forced to marry a cow of a girl as punishment for his crimes. It’s the sort of humorous tale mummers might sing about, or act out in a play to the roaring approval of the audience. Jaime would laugh, were he not the center of it.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. My attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Camus

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Jaime wants to have a serious conversation with Brienne. Brienne has just been given quite a lot of milk of the poppy.

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    09 Jul 2026