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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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22 Jul 2026
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It was a dark and stormy Sunday night when Hermione Granger unexpectedly visited his house and entrusted him with her daughter, Rose. Disaster ensues.
Slow burn Dramione with a sprinkle of cute, cute Rose!
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21 Jul 2026
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The Five and a Half Marriages of Hermione Granger by morgan_magic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2026
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Hermione goes through several marriages and becomes a thin imitation of herself, all the while Draco patiently waits for her to realise what she was searching for was there all along.
OR: Hermione marries and Draco pines while they work together in the Love Room.
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14 Jul 2026
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Left by his fiancée a month before the ceremony, Draco never got his dream wedding, so agreeing to assist Granger with her own wedding planning to distract himself from his broken engagement seems like a great idea—though Draco probably shouldn't fall in love with the bride-to-be. Based very (very) loosely on The Wedding Singer.
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14 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger was one of the Wizarding World’s most accomplished Healers, specialising in rare and unexplained magical illnesses.
Draco Malfoy was a single father with a son no spell could cure. Five-year-old Scorpius had been passed from Healer to Healer and subjected to every advanced treatment available—none of which had worked.
With nowhere else to turn, Draco placed his last hope in the Brightest Witch of Her Age.
What began as a professional duty slowly became something far more intimate. As Hermione worked to heal Scorpius, a quiet, beautiful bond formed between them—one built on patience, trust, and small moments of light. And in watching his son come alive in Hermione’s presence, Draco found himself drawn into that connection as well, bound to them both in ways he hadn’t expected.
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01 Jul 2026