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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    It was an incredibly anticlimactic end to my tale, but it wasn’t as if destiny… as if this story… really needed me anymore. To recap: I was born mere months ago, spat out, fated to help kill the woman I considered a sister, and eventually killed the man who manipulated her in the first place as consolation. Oh, I also had to watch my crush’s budding romance take place right in front of me.

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    Would…

    Would anyone even notice that I was dead?

    My vision began to fade, my body having given up its last vestiges of determination. All that was left to do was to accept my cruel fate…

    But as I was thinking that, something incredible happened.

    “Back off, creeps!”

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    Lana is on her way back home right after Ganon has been destroyed, only to nearly die at the hands of monsters and her own lack of self-care. Linkle swoops in to save her, and the two end up travelling across Hyrule together. The woman who wanted to be the Hero and the woman who wanted to be the Heroine, fresh from being humiliated while saving the world.

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    11 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    There were Valuans, there were Black Pirates, and there were Blue Rogues, and that was enough for Vyse and Aika to wrap their heads around. Then a girl crashed into their lives, and the world became a whole lot bigger. And somewhere during a globe-spanning epic adventure that changed everything, a man, his best friend, and the girl that went sailing off the map with them figured themselves out. Because Blue Rogues always played by their own rules.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    When Vergil returns to the human world with his ever-infuriating brother, he discovers how much he's yet to learn. From the meaning of "touchscreen" to how one even begins to be a father, this new life has its share of challenges to face. Yet as he tries to build a new future for himself, a strange upsurge of demons in familiar black sludge reminds him his past is never far behind.

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    A mix of epic action storyline and That Good Domestic Shit with most of the DMC cast ~

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    06 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Lucina has Morgan right where she wants her...

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    02 Feb 2024

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    In the aftermath of the battle between Godzilla and the MUTOs, it's their daughter, not their son, who the Russells are mourning.

    When Godzilla leaves San Francisco, he doesn't leave alone.

    And all Maddie knows is that she's very, very far from home.

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    02 Jun 2022