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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    Astarion calls Halsin back to Baldur's Gate, saying there is a situation that requires Halsin urgently. On arrival, Halsin finds out that Tav is six months pregnant and furious at him for not letting her go with him post-victory. Now Halsin must mend the damage he accidently created.

    "“Astarion, tell me you didn’t insist on me coming to try and convince me to go to that party. I already told you no.” She was chatting on her way in, smiling but her voice was firm and her hand extended. Astarion winked across the room to Halsin as he slipped the drink he’d prepared into Tav’s waiting hand.
    “Would I ever try to convince you to do something you don’t want to, my dear? Honestly, Halsin, she’s being quite naughty already and she doesn’t even realize you’re here. Shall we tie her up for old time’s sake?” His silvery eyebrows arched and Astarion’s mouth rose in a smug smirk. The effect was really quite lovely, watching Tav and Halsin come to terms with what was happening. "

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    The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.

    Don’t die.

    It’s that easy.


    auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.

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    It was supposed to be my day off, you know, a day to relax, maybe run a campaign with my friends. I've been the Dungeon Master of my friends group for the past three years and I'm not going to lie, I'm getting bored.
    HOWEVER
    This isn't what I meant! How the hell am I going to survive in Faerûn? I didn't even get turned super attractive like those anime's either,
    well... Time to save the world and get this worm out of my head I guess! Let's just hope I don't piss off my party.

    CLOSED ON 30.08.24 - New version that is being updated at https://archiveofourown.org/works/58603093 - (A Dungeon master needs a break)

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