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Growing up in South Park, Colorado, it’s more common than not to be born into bad luck. With everyone trying to escape their misery, it’s hard to find time for anything sweet.
That is, until a contest turns the town upside down. A contest to tour the world’s most mysterious factory, and an equally mysterious grand prize that comes with it. Suddenly, a group of young teenagers are presented with an indescribable opportunity to turn their lives around…
If they can keep Cartman from ruining everything first.
South Park/Charlie And The Chocolate Factory AU
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Miami sucked; that much Josh knew from the beginning. As a kid growing up in rural, Northern, buttfuck Florida, he had always wanted to live in a city, and had made that dream come true right out of college. But it was time to move on, grow up, and settle down in a small town with his partner.
Fortunately, there is a quiet mountain town looking for a new fifth grade teacher. Unfortunately, it’s for a class of kids who have been labelled as nothing but trouble from day one, and who have been through hell and back again. And there’s nothing worse than nearly dying in Peru or Somalia or Canada than having to learn basic geometry.
Or; I can fix them, they just need a good teacher and a little bit of therapy ✏️🌷✨
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Prelude To Life Long Love by DarkPlacesScaryDinos, SpecialOpsPaintCan
Fandoms: South Park
22 May 2025
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“Our baby is gonna be really close in age to the Broflovski’s. How many months apart would they be?”
“Five, I think?” Randy answered, racking his brain. “We’ll figure it out once we have a due date.”
Now with this new information, her imagination was kickstarted. She could almost see two little kids walking side by side to the bus stop, rushing up the stairs at each other’s houses to play after school, and tumbling around happily in the snow. Each new image made her heart want to burst with the sweetness of it all.
Gut feelings were a good thing to listen to, and the one Sharon was having now was loud and clear.
‘These kids are gonna be best friends growing up.’
Or; Stan and Kyle's love story told through the eyes of their mothers.
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Kenny McCormick is still waiting for his Cinderella moment.
Stan Marsh always felt better when out in nature.
Wendy Testaburger wants to seek a fair battleground for her generation.
Craig Tucker never felt like he was in control.
Red McArthur thinks her cousin is just being difficult.
Clyde Donavan will forever be haunted by his mother’s death.
Nichole Daniels simply desires to heal what is broken.That night at Stark’s Pond should have gone without incident. No one was expecting to find themselves tumbling into its depths. No one expected to resurface alive and unharmed. And certainly no one expected to emerge into a whole other world of magic and myth, where enchantment coiled from the earth and seeped to the heavens above.
Taken in by the mysterious leader of a band of teenage warriors, the seven once-normal students at South Park High now live between two worlds, caught in a plot to overthrow a wizard, dodge an assassin, lift a curse, restore a princess to her rightful throne, and keep Zaron from spilling into their universe… all while still having math homework due on Mondays.
Oh shit.
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“Drenched with sweat and nearly hyperventilating, Stan couldn’t help but be glad Kyle wasn’t here right now, knowing his beloved was a thousand times safer across town than he would be with Stan. He was probably making himself a mug of tea, probably planning on reading a few chapters of some massive novel before calling it a night. Most importantly, he was absolutely and blissfully unaware of the plight unfolding in the house at Tegridy Farms.”
Or, Stan and Kyle know places they can hide.
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A Cauldron Once Stirred (Goes Batshit Crazy) by DarkPlacesScaryDinos
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
03 Jun 2026
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A collection of Batfamily one-shots for your reading pleasure and/or displeasure, will be updated sporadically and whenever my neurodivergence overpowers and kicks my depression’s ass.
🦇🌙🖤 Recent Table of Contents 🖤🌙🦇
Chapter One: Jason is Damian’s “secret reader” in class and Dami is not pleased
Chapter Two: Under construction, return next time!Bookmarked by SpecialOpsPaintCan
03 Jun 2026
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Things in Kyle’s life are more confusing than they have ever been before.
Somebody is trying to speak with him; a lighthouse is no good inland, but we will humor it anyways.
Something is missing.
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28 Jan 2026
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Middle school was already hard enough for Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. It only got worse after a field trip to Dr. Mephesto’s lab, where the four ended up switching bodies.
Kenny worries that his immortality won’t pass over to Stan. Stan thinks that Kyle hates him. Kyle doesn’t know how to live in his crushes body while his archenemy might ruin his life at any moment. Cartman can’t decide between this being the worst thing to happen to him, or the best opportunity to make Kyle’s life a living hell.
The group must pretend like everything is normal, while they try to figure out a way to switch back and make sure that no one finds out.
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“What the hell?” Kyle murmured, grabbing at his throat as he heard the noise that came out. Now that definitely wasn’t his own voice. He knew whose voice that was. He had known that voice for all his life. Despite the recent drop due to puberty, he still knew that voice.
That was Stan’s voice.
And he was wearing Stan’s clothes.
His eyes darted around the room, but he didn’t need to look too far before he found what he was dreading. Kyle had to stifle a scream as his eyes landed on it.
His own body, lying passed out next to him.
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Bookmarked by SpecialOpsPaintCan
16 Feb 2025
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Hello and welcome to the OrangeJuiceVerse! A primarily Style-centric collection of stories of human life, love, and friendship. The works are in chronological order but only for organizational purposes; they’re all essentially stand alone and just take place in the same universe. Feel free to read in any order, or just pick a random oneshot, and I hope at least some of these please and sparkle with you!
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07 Feb 2025
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Blindsided by NinjaNekosLibrary for Opal_Edge, Puma2012
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
12 Jan 2025
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Donnie only wanted to help Karai see clearly.
Nobody said that would cost his own vision.
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- Part 1 of Wdym stories have… Endings?
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31 Jan 2025