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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Dan and Phil have spent sixteen years denying they're together.

    Then their PR team suggests they stop.

    It's only supposed to be a publicity stunt:
    Hard-launch a fake relationship, promote their new podcast and finally stop worrying about every touch and every shared hotel room.

    Pretending should be easy. After all, they already live together, know each other better than anyone else, and apparently look convincing enough without even trying.

    The difficult part is figuring out where the performance ends...and why neither of them seems particularly eager to find out.

    Or: What if the hardlaunch actually was a PR stunt?

    Or: They are oblivious idiots.

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Ian and Anthony are at the height of their careers in Smosh, their lives are good, and they're content sharing their success with their best friend.

    So what happens when a mysterious device leads to them swapping bodies?

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Ian huffs and crosses his arms, gazing up at the ceiling. “Whatever. Fine. As long as I don’t have to cross paths with the guy too often.”

    She looks at him with a face that's half relieved and half guilty. “For the most part, you won’t have to. But… there is one thing I need you to collaborate on.”

    “What is it?”

    “The spring semester play.”

    He stands up from his chair and begins to gather his things. “No. Nope. No way. Over my dead body.”

    “Your nerdy, prudy dead body?” Alé quips. “Sorry, sorry. Listen, it’s just the one class you’re co-teaching. Not much time together at all.”

    “Yeah,” Ian replies flatly. “Just co-directing a musical. I’m sure we’ll be like ships in the night.”

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    At the behest of his superiors, theater professor Ian Hecox is forced to co-direct the spring production of "Nerdy Prudes Must Die" with his former writing partner Anthony Padilla. A decade's worth of on-and-offstage drama between them—plus their students' tangled web of friendships, romances and ambitions—threatens to send the show into a nosedive. With luck, they'll be able to put aside their differences and work together just in time for a killer opening night.

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    19 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    14 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Welcome to the Summer Court - a realm hidden inside rays of sunshine, burning fires, moonbeams, and...fireflies.

    These are the stories of the fae who inhabit this court; a brief look into their lives as creatures who embody the very essence of summertime.

    ~

    Or, what if the Smosh cast suddenly turned into fae and lived together?

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    10 Jul 2026