Somthinsomthin



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    On a routine mission to a nondescript planet, Anakin is shot by a poisoned bullet.

    After that, things go a bit...sideways.

    Featuring clone culture, slave culture, Dad!akin, Omega's many father figures, therapy, and more happy endings than you can shake a stick at.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    144,999
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    613
    Kudos:
    1,827
    Bookmarks:
    546
    Hits:
    58,040

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After losing the planet Columex to the Separatists, Anakin returns to Coruscant, where Obi-Wan finds that his former padawan isn't doing all that well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,317
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    424
    Kudos:
    2,383
    Bookmarks:
    816
    Hits:
    33,621

    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.

    Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,389
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    679
    Kudos:
    2,323
    Bookmarks:
    986
    Hits:
    59,136

    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    The Anakin time travel fic, where he decides he hates the Jedi AND the Sith, so the logical course of action here is to rescue 200 000 clone children and help revive a Mandalorian faction, at the same time as he's royally screwing over Palpatine's plans and leading the Jedi in a goose chase across the galaxy, because why not?
    Also; trauma. Lots of trauma. And an angsty father-son relationship, and possibly rekindling his love for his ex-wife, etc, etc.

    Words:
    222,075
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    582

    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    No one knows who the mysterious Lord Vader is. The Hutts would like to, so they can kill them and make them stop freeing entire planets of slaves. The Jedi would like to, for almost exactly the opposite reason. Also, they might be a Sith. But Vader guards their secrets closely, so no one has made much headway on that front.

    Meanwhile, young Jedi Knight Obi-wan Kenobi returns to Coruscant after yet another mission tried to kill him. As has become their custom, his friend and jack-of-all-trades Anakin Skywalker invited him to lunch for a meal and a chance to rage against the bureaucratic machine.

    Obi-wan has just had an epiphany.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    3,803
    Bookmarks:
    945
    Hits:
    31,852

    11 Jun 2026