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Duck and Cover by Nightwing4Batman, SomeWittyFandomUsername
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Nov 2013
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A song we wrote while watching the battle scene of the Avengers.
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Tarnished Gold by Nightwing4Batman, SomeWittyFandomUsername
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
01 Oct 2013
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Sandy knows about the children's need for fear.
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A short story of how Grandpa Rome bursts into Germany's home looking for Italy, only to discover that Germany is home alone. The two end up conversing and hilarity, and possibly flirtation, ensue.
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Canada's day continues to spiral out of control after Russia sits on him during the world meeting. When a certain hair curl of his decides to become acquainted with Russia's jacket, Canada ends up in an embarrassing and frightening situation.
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Sound of Me by Caedes12
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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Jaskier was supposed to be a distraction.
A loud distraction to give Geralt and the others time to run.
He did not expect to survive it.
He did not expect Nilfgaard to keep him.
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- Part 1 of A Different Key
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01 Jul 2026
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What the Path Keeps by Desiree_2026
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Geralt tells Jaskier to leave.
So he does.
Lost, exhausted, and trying not to fall apart somewhere between one lonely tavern and the next, Jaskier stumbles across a dying Cat School witcher in the woods and makes the deeply questionable decision to help.
Aiden has spent most of his life surviving alone.
Jaskier has spent most of his pretending loneliness doesn’t hurt anymore.
Neither of them is prepared for what happens
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- Part 3 of What They Kept
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24 May 2026
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Winter with the Wolves by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Apr 2023
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Aiden spends his first winter at Kaer Morhen among the wolves. Lambert’s family may not approve, but neither are going to let that stop them being together.
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In which Aiden learns a whole lot about why Lambert is the way he is, Lambert finally understands that he’s worth a whole lot more than he thinks, and Vesemir realises he may have been a little too hard on the youngest witcher of Kaer Morhen.Series
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16 Feb 2026
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Vices & Virtues by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Mar 2022
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The only time Aiden and Lambert really get to see Kiyan is in the early hours of the morning when the other witcher comes back from his night patrols. He might be a little unhinged and really rather dangerous, but Lambert thinks that might be what he likes most about Kiyan.
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A little spin-off to the previous fic in this series, Nudism & Nasties. Previous knowledge of the series is advised but not required if you’re just here for the gratuitous amount of dick 😊Series
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13 Feb 2026
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Catch a Wolf by the Tail by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Nov 2023
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Lambert, a warrior in the service of little Princess Cirilla, is captured by a notorious pirate. He expects to be tortured to force him to betray the princess's location. He's not expecting the pirate to offer him a deal that might just let him stay unhurt and keep his oath...
And the pirate is not expecting Lambert's talent at improvising plans even in the strangest of circumstances.
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- 33,315
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by SomeWittyFandomUsername
08 Feb 2026