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Unspoiled by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2025
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Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.
The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all.
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Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.
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- Part 13 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Enthusiastic Consent by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2026
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Honestly, poor Liu Qingge! He must be humiliated, having been forced to commit such acts with a man. And Luo Binghe will likely cry a full liter of tears over this…
Getting up, he brings the blue robe with him and wanders off in search of his martial brother - he’s an experienced enough homo by this point to ignore the ache from earlier, vigorous activities. What Liu Qingge had lacked in size (at least, compared to the incomparable protagonist) he had more than made up for with enthusiasm and athletic prowess!
He finds Liu Qingge quickly. Kneeling by a river, fully clothed - oh, good, he must have cleaned up. And now he’s holding Cheng Luan--?
Shen Qingqiu sprints forwards as soon as he realizes that Liu Qingge is shifting his grip on the hilt to position his sword, point first, against his very own stomach.
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After suffering through a bout of sex pollen together, Shen Qingqiu must convince Liu Qingge that he hasn't done anything unforgivable.
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- Part 29 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Out of the Wreckage by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2026
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“All of the human remains have already been removed and given a burial as well. With the bodies all burned to a crisp, no one could be told apart from each other, and so they were all buried together in a mass grave.”
Yue Qingyuan had screamed so much in the Ling Xi Caves. He’d screamed himself hoarse, and then some more. He screamed until his throat was torn asunder, and he’d been drowning in his own blood. Now, he feels a scream like that deep down in the pit of his throat, and yet it won’t come out. It’s stuck there, forever. Xiao-Jiu-- Yue Qingyuan won’t even be able to hold his bones. How could he fail so horribly? How could he--?
“But young master, are you certain that your brother is dead? He might be one of the survivors.”
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One thing, for once, goes right in Yue Qingyuan's life.
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- Part 35 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Nanny Dearest by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2026
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He is growling continuously, bent over with the pain of it. He claws mindlessly at the floor with his one good arm, digging deep gouges into the floor. He has to make it through this. He will make it through this. This will not bring him low. This will not--
Kneeling by his side, Shang Qinghua strokes his back. A mindless gesture of reassurance, his panic making him reach out and touch when he shouldn’t.
“My king, don’t worry,” Shang Qinghua says, and Mobei Li finds the strength to lift his head enough to see his face through a haze of pain. He is smiling nervously in that way that nonetheless promises miracles. “This servant will definitely fix it!”
The last vestiges of Mobei Li’s self control crumble and vanish. He slips harder and faster than he ever has before in his life.
He bursts into tears.
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Mobei-Jun's child self becomes convinced that Shang Qinghua must be his nanny.
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- Part 36 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026