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*Generic Narrator Voice* This is the story of Jonathan Harker, a mysterious and alluring figure who has swept into the life of ordinary homosexual, Count Dracula, to leave him with many more questions than answers. Follow Dracula as he tries to make sense of this man and his many peculiarities while embarking on the journey of a lifetime - purchasing a new property in the beloved country of England.
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A parody write-along, written during Dracula Daily, recounting the story from Dracula's point of view and revealing the litany of ways Jonathan Harker misinterprets his stay at Castle Dracula - a totally normal gothic castle where Dracula is definitely not planning to murder him.
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Literally just read this fucking crack fic my boyfriend wrote in 2014
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Seeds of Doubt by SomeCitrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2020
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Aziraphale is unfailingly loyal to the Almighty, even after the end that never was. At least, he likes to think so. He refuses to acknowledge the seed of doubt that's been planted since everything went down.
That is, until one of his shop visitors gives him some unexpected and much-needed perspective on religion and trauma.
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The First Lie by SomeCitrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 May 2020
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"I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit of a good person."
"And if you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing."~
Just a tiny little thing I wrote when I considered Crowley's perspective on the world's first lie.
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"Well?" he asked.
Sollux shook his head and looked back in his wallet before pulling out the remaining bills. "Can I bring you the rest tomorrow?"
The bartender gave him a hard look and opened his mouth to say something Sollux knew he wouldn't like, but before the words could escape his mouth, the blond was back, this time with an arm slung confidently over Sollux's shoulders."On me," he said smoothly, tossing a ten on the bar to go with the rest of the bills. "Come on then," he said with a slick smile, pulling Sollux to his feet and toward the stairway his friends were already climbing. Sollux felt the anxiety in his chest again, but with little regard to his own safety, found himself following the blond anyway.
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Down on his luck, Sollux finds some solace with a group of misfits whose main concern is doing good, even when it means breaking the rules sometimes.
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There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The left side is malformed. Damaged. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. It is only through persistence and care that this ugliness, this other side of the heart, can be guided toward life.
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11 Mar 2022
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The moon asked the sun, “What do you know of love?”
“It burns,” said the sun. “It brightens. It is something you make and then give away.”
“Don’t listen to him,” said the clouds. “This big ball of gas doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”
“Yes, I do,” said the sun. “Who but me makes the roses grow?”
“We do,” said the clouds. “Love nourishes, like the rain. We turn the hills green and fill the creeks so they will sing in their creekbeds.”
“Why do you ask?” said the sun.
“I think I might be in love,” said the moon. “I am trying to understand.”