Soapkat99
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (10)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (4)
- Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series) (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
Recent works
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Chommyinnit And The Biggest Crime Ever by Soapkat99
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
10 Oct 2024
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Tommyinnit thinks he's the greatest criminal in the world! Until someone proves him tragically wrong.
Now he's out for revenge.
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Contains swearing.
FYI, this is about the characters and their Internet personas (which have been turned into Characters), not the creators. (To the Wilbur Soot/William Gold supporters, I don't support him, C! Not CC!.)
Series
- Part 1 of What the Hell is This: a Series Made by me.
- Part 8 of Dreamsmp things! Lol :]
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CHSA Drabbles and Works in Progress by Soapkat99
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series)
16 Jul 2024
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Short stories that don't really have a place in the story I'm writing. Yipee!
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Characters, not creators.
Series
- Part 1 of Cold Hands and Silly Stars :p
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The Cold Of My Hands And The Stars Above by Soapkat99
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series)
01 Jan 2024
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The Dream smp loses one dead man in exchange for another.
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This is about the characters or personas, not the content creators. Also I'm thinking of changing the title, so keep that in mind.
GOING TO BE REWRITEN (kinda).
Series
- Part 7 of Dreamsmp things! Lol :]
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Tommy Innit is your usual highschool boy,
and just like most highschool boys, he was grown in a lab and has the power to destroy the world.So very usual indeed.
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Or, the world gets rather crumbly and Tommy's found in the center of it all. Literally.
Title is going to change.
Series
- Part 6 of Dreamsmp things! Lol :]
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Unfinished pieces of writing by Soapkat99
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series)
20 Sep 2023
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Exactly what it says on the title. Just a bunch of unfinished short stories and not fully formed AU ideas all rolled into a neat package.
Each chapter has an explanation at the end, so hopefully you won't be too confused.
Recent series
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Cold Hands and Silly Stars :p by Soapkat99
Fandom Dream SMP, Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series)
16 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 1,047
- Works:
- 1
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Dreamsmp things! Lol :] by orphan_account, Soapkat99
Fandom Dream SMP, Editor Wilbur ARG (Web Series), Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Idk, just need to be organized about things
- Words:
- 21,737
- Works:
- 8
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What the Hell is This: a Series Made by me. by Soapkat99
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Oct 2024
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I write whatever I think is funny. Yes, all the stories are cannon to eachother.
- Words:
- 5,510
- Works:
- 1
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Qsmp stuffs and nonsense lol by Soapkat99
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
03 May 2023
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Uh
Mainly oneshots and mainly about
About thingsUhm
Make sure to like and subscribe, oh! And don't forget to click the bell icon down below, I'll see you in the next video. Buh-byee!!!!!!!!!
- Words:
- 5,618
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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A tree grows on Erid by dirtymakeupbrushes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is living peacefully on Erid. Peacefully until something (or someone) so monumentally bloody stains the water in his enclosure.
Simon is trying to get by on what he thinks is heaven, until he starts to mutate into something unholy.
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You know the drill it’s platonic bloodymary time
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podfic/translation welcome!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,402
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 578
- Kudos:
- 1,788
- Bookmarks:
- 369
- Hits:
- 22,948
Bookmarked by Soapkat99
17 Jun 2026
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 196
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Comments:
- 1,795
- Kudos:
- 5,644
- Bookmarks:
- 1,276
- Hits:
- 56,930
Bookmarked by Soapkat99
14 Jun 2026
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So reach for the stars, they're not that far by ArkoftheOutlaws
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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♪So humans do not need to care about viruses, question?♪
“Well… we do need to care a little. Some viruses cause more severe infections than others. Influenza, for example, is pretty inconvenient for most people. It can cause nausea, fever, nose leaking, aches, coughing, and more. It can even be deadly for people with weak immune systems, like children or the very old. We definitely take it seriously when someone vulnerable gets infected. Influenza is one of the diseases we vaccinate for. Who remembers what vaccination is?”
The entire class raised their claws. Grace facepalmed.
“Right, duh. Forget I asked.”
♪Cannot forget.♪ Someone chimed, eliciting several giggling thrills.
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Ryland Grace has an annoyingly short lifespan by Eridian standards. Rocky fix. Good thing Grace is there to teach the Eridians everything they need to know about human biology.
Series
- Part 2 of Ark's Aliens: A PHM Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,019
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 323
- Kudos:
- 1,839
- Bookmarks:
- 382
- Hits:
- 28,043
Bookmarked by Soapkat99
13 Jun 2026
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Wilbur wanders around in search of Quackity. Upon finding him, he also uncovers a few other things, both about Quackity, and himself.
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- Part 17 of found in shadows (gone like sparrows)
Bookmarked by Soapkat99
20 Jun 2025
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All Tommy wants to do today is bake some bread with his pet spider.
Of course, this asshole had to come waltzing in, ruining it, insulting his fucking spider.
(it ends up not being so bad, in the end)Series
- Part 14 of found in shadows (gone like sparrows)
Bookmarked by Soapkat99
20 Jun 2025