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Nothing good can come of a late-night drinking session with a plastered Radio Demon, right?
Husk and Alastor were at the hotel bar, clearly deep into a drinking session, when Angel Dust returned from work. ‘I was eighteen, back in Normandy’ Husk was saying with a grin on his face ‘It was this beautiful lil’ German lad, all blond hair and blue eyes and belief in the Fuhrer. He never stood a chance against my big black ass’. Alastor laughed along with him, both of them slamming whiskey back messily.
‘I’m quite sure!’ Alastor agreed jovially ‘Myself, I was thirteen. My father, of course’. Angel sidled up to them with a sly smile ‘Lemme guess, first kills?’ he asked, accepting the glass Husk had sloppily filled for him when he spotted the front door opening ‘I thought you was talkin’ bout the other first time, if you know what I mean, til Al said ‘bout his bein’ his da’.
Or: Angel Dust offers Alastor a favour. Alastor responds, and Vox spirals.
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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03 Jun 2026
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Believe Me (The Sun Always Shines on TV) by aMangoOfUnusualSize
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Dec 2025
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The best laid plans go awry, and Vox ends up exactly where you think he will.
Chaos ensues.
in other words:
Vox and Alastor find themselves thrown together again and end up trying to figure their shit out.
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27 May 2026
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Alastor, an Overlord of Hell, hides his true identity and becomes Vox's secretary named 'Hartfelt.' Vox has no idea that his assistant is actually Alastor. He only hired him because he looks so much like Alastor.
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28 Apr 2026
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True Crime is all the rage among the living. When Charlie learns about a blockbuster smash-hit sensation of a film released above about their very own Alastor, serial killer of New Orleans, she’s determined to turn it into a bonding opportunity. Now all she has to do is get a hold of the film, and convince Alastor to watch it with them.
Nothing can go wrong with this plan.
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25 Apr 2026
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It’s hardly any secret that Hell is full of Sinners. Nor is it unexpected that the Radio Demon is not the only serial killer among its population.
But it does create something of a problem when Alastor’s business associates happen to be precisely the type of target for one such infamous Sinner. Alastor isn’t sure what irritates him more: a rival muscling into his territory, or Charlie’s reckless optimism that ruthless murderers can be saved.
At least one will certainly be the second death of him.
Set directly after Episode 5, “Dad Beat Dad”
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23 Apr 2026