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[Podfic] His Hero by DeepSeaAngerfish by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 May 2026
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Astarion knew a hero when he saw one, but Wyll Ravengard was in a class of his own -
[Podfic] Miles Edgeworth Sings Karaoke in the Philippines (and Gets Arrested) by Axolotl_Supremacy by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
29 May 2026
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Phoenix, Larry, and Miles, while visiting the Philippines on a vacation, decide to sing karaoke at a bar.What could possibly go wrong?
(A lot of things, it turns out.)
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Miles goes to a bar in the Philippines, sings My Way, and gets arrested, exactly in that order. -
[Podfic] Traditional by multiplelizards by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Mar 2026
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Aiden leaves a gift in Lambert's bag. Lambert has to return the favor, of course. It's traditional. -
[Podfic] Posada Remix (But with Geralt from the Books, and Jaskier from Netflix) by Descarada by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.
So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves hi
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[Podfic] An Act of Mercy by Asidian by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Feb 2026
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Now the only sound is the pathetic whimpering of the man still strapped to the table, wet with his own blood, sans eyes and sans tongue.
Does he even know they’re here?
It’s hard to say. He’s jerking and crying and thrashing, still, tearing the skin at his wrists in his efforts to get away. Astarion schools his face into something unaffected, and he carefully doesn’t look at the man.
He’s seen a thousand scenes just like this one.
He’s lived them.
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[Podfic] Customs of Courtship and Marriage by JackIronsides by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Feb 2025
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[Podfic] The Kaer Morhen Book Club by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2023
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[Podfic] An Acorn in the Moonlight by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jan 2025
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Special thanks to my partner for letting me use their recording equipment and embedding it for me, and for helping me retrieve what i could when i lost my recording. I love you so much honey <3 thank you for letting me play baldur's gate too and always encouraging me to be creative. I'm the luckiest man in the world :3
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[Podfic] Precursor by tiger_moran by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
24 Jul 2023
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The Magatama of Guidance by Axolotl_Supremacy for voidify
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
07 Nov 2024
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“…You see, this magatama, the magatama of guidance, tries to reassure your deepest insecurities! It’ll come to you in a dream, guiding you through your deepest doubts…”
Miles Edgeworth has doubts, fearing that Phoenix will one day leave him. But with the help of an opalescent magatama and the guidance of an older manifestation of himself, Miles is intimately shown the extent of Phoenix’s love.
And maybe, just maybe, with the reassurance of the man he loves, maybe that’s enough.
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Monogamous gangbang??? Also a gift for voidify! -
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One day, Phoenix starts receiving mysterious letters filled with love poems, from a secret admirer who calls themself “M.E”. Confused, Phoenix and Maya wonder who this person could possibly be.
However, as the letters keep coming in, he starts suspecting a certain brooding prosecutor.
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Pretty Sounds by Axolotl_Supremacy for pastelpentagram
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
14 Mar 2025
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Phoenix Wright makes pretty sounds.
Miles Edgeworth could never tire of Phoenix Wright’s voice, especially as he fell apart so wonderfully beneath him.
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Good old Chieffeen smut, and a gift for Pastelpentagram! -
An All-Expenses Paid Trip to Love by Axolotl_Supremacy for Simona018
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
14 Mar 2025
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After winning an all-expenses paid cruise ship trip from a pineapple recipe contest, Phoenix decides to take Miles with him to the vacation.
And with a night of drinking and laughter, feelings long overdue are said between the two.
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Cruise ship fluff, and a gift for Simona! -
Love and a Stick of Kwek-Kwek by Axolotl_Supremacy
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
16 Jun 2025
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Miles and Phoenix wander through a street market in the Philippines.
And between sticks of kwek-kwek, crocheted plushies, and milkshakes, Miles is reminded why he loves Phoenix so much.
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Some self-indulgent Filipino Phoenix for y'all (and me)