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Trixie Reynard, an independent and self-styled political commentator struggling to adapt to life in the Affini Compact, catches the attention of one Philomena Capessa, Second Bloom with one of her incisive barbs and quickly finds herself ensnared in turn. But what is Miss Capessa to do when her darling floret-to-be, whose stubborn mockery she found so delightful and endearing, abruptly loses the will to even speak for fear of offending her new mistress?
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"Young" June Ontalis, Ninth Bloom subdues and performs life-saving surgery on a Terran Cosmic Navy fleet. Yes, as in an entire fleet at once. Written for HDG Microfic Monday 4/13/26 (Terrans Are Adorable 102: Ferals and You).
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- Part 8 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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The twilight of human sovereignty comes at the hands — rather, vines — of an astronomically more advanced alien civilization that guarantees peace, plenitude, and actualization for all self-aware beings inevitably brought under their custody (some of whom are also then made their adoring pets forever). In the wake of the treaty dissolving Earth's government and installing a petty protectorate in its place, an enlisted naval engineer turned human supremacist rebel is captured and delivered to an enigmatic new mistress.
What's missing from the picture of an obstinate pebble facing down the crashing wave of unavoidable change? What goes unspoken when the inconceivably vast spectacle of interstellar war and species-wide subjugation is condensed down to the head of a pin precariously balancing the interests of pet and owner? And what in all the stars is the meaning of TLC?
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A floret receives written congratulations on their implant surgery from an individual who apparently could not attend. Attached: the message in question. (Mind the tags.)
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- Part 7 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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An independent terran socialite and the affini she's chatting up at the party she's hosting both ruminate on their roles, each other, and what it means to be perfect.
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- Part 6 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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Short stories by Smolcasm set in the Human Domestication Guide collaborative writing setting.
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A collection of 100-word Persona 5 stories.
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Red String Mind by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Jun 2026
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Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Our lead, Cassandra, has problems with reality. She sees things that other people don't. Sometimes they exist; sometimes they don't. She has never shaken the feeling that there's a sinister side to the Affini Compact, a dark secret they carefully hide.
And then, one day, she finds it. And everything stops making sense.
Acekink. Conspiratorial. Canon-compliant.
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Elena lives in the Compact. She doesn't have to work, she has a compiler that'll spit out whatever fetish gear she fancies, and she's happily independent. Everything's going great — except her love life. She's bounced from relationship to relationship, and none seem to stick. No one's fault, things simply don't work out, and so she spends many a night alone, at home, wrapped up in latex and watching the lewdest streamer she can find.
Until she meets Ophrys Boquila, Third Bloom, at a game night hosted by a mutual friend. The fashionable affini, perhaps unusually, seems happy to merely date Elena, but Elena wonders if that can work. Affini are Affini, after all, and the urge to domesticate seem to be so deeply ingrained as to be unshakeable. What does it mean to let yourself fall in love with an affini like you would anyone else — and what will become of Elena if she does?
This story is a companion novel to Sui Generis and begins roughly around Chapter 13 of that story; you should read Sui Generis first if you haven't already!
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- Part 2 of The Punchbowl
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I Can't Tell You, Petal, You're Not An Affini by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
10 Feb 2026
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The legendary Monk Joke, adapted for HDG.
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Compile the Past by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Sep 2025
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Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
Humanity has been invaded by a precursor race of hypercompetent plant dommes called the Affini, and forcibly given paradise in a post-scarcity culture that heavily prioritizes the care for its protectorates, to the point of drugging and mind-controlling them into a blissful reverie if necessary. For almost everyone this is a vast improvement. All that's required is to give up any silly notions that anyone except for the Affini know what's best for everyone; in many cases the poor things clearly don't.
Charlie Fitzgerald has seen too many instances of moving fast and breaking things to trust the green tide that swept across her city after the aliens came, and in particular, the magic mystery box in her kitchen. They said it could compile anything. She didn't believe them.
A short one-shot ventfic about a news item I found particularly distasteful. No formatting tricks or anything this time. I'm just writing.
My contribution to the September Sprout Scribblings jam.
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07 Jun 2026
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A Terran researcher is abandoned and alone on a derelict ship orbiting a neutron star. Scrambling for her last breaths, something stranger pulls her out of certain oblivion.
Even while she witnesses a beneficent fate fall upon humanity, she's turned back to her special interest, pressed to pursue it. Much the same, she becomes the special interest, pressed by pursuit.
The deeper she is pulled in, the more her world expands. Familiarity with the unfamiliar. Songs in her heart she's never heard before. Words she cannot speak. Love and sorrow for those she's never met. A feeling that she loses and gains her true self simultaneously.