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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    When Harry bumps into Draco Malfoy at a speed dating event, it devolves into their usual posturing and they end up betting which of them will get the most requests afterwards. They are surprised enough when they tie but that is nothing compared to the shock they feel when they find out someone at the men only event got more: Severus Snape.

    A normal conversation with Draco leads Harry to question how he approaches the other man, as well as some other things about who he is. The question is, what will that mean when Harry and Draco go to the next mens event to see if they can discover just how Snape did it?


    “By the way, you haven’t been insulting me recently.”

    Draco shrugged. “You haven’t been insulting me.”

    “I only insulted you in retaliation,” Harry pointed out.

    “And I only started insulting you to get your attention,” Draco countered. “You have been giving me plenty of attention without that, however, so I have no need to pick on you.”

    “There are better ways of getting my attention than insulting me,” Harry sighed.

    “As I’m learning,” Draco smirked, “and I’m looking forward to seeing if there are any others.”

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    03 Jul 2026

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    What if Severus Snape had taken pity on Harry Potter? What if he had told him the truth at the end of his sixth year? The truth is that he is a Horcrux and that as part of Dumbledore's grand plan, he will have to sacrifice himself to kill the Dark Lord.

    Well, the trouble was, telling him the truth seemed like a great idea at the time, but it really didn't go the way Snape wanted it to. He realised that the minute Albus Dumbledore mysteriously dropped dead, but by the time Harry comes back to Hogwarts as Head Boy for his final year, the rest of the world know it too. His new tattoo has as much meaning as the baby Basilisk around his shoulders and nobody, even those he was formerly friends with, wants to mess with him.

    Now that he has Harry on side, can Voldemort win the war that so many said he was destined to lose?

    Only time will tell.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    AU. The Sorting Hat doesn’t just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry’s head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren’t helping much.

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    22 May 2026

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    After an incident at the Dursleys leaves Harry no where to go, an ancient and powerful being finds him. How will this change harry? and what will it mean for the wizarding world and all those who thought they knew him.

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    16 May 2026