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choked up by nikomedes for harpydora
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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"You can literally hear inside me when you focus, bud. Has observing the action of my gallbladder in HD made you think less of me as a person, or humanity as a whole?"
[Yes,] Rocky says without hesitation, which makes Grace choke on a laugh. He amends, […at first. Then I get used to. Kind of cute now. Humans need infinity liquids to do basic process, always new mucus…]
"I bet I'm gonna find your ultra-high-temp organs super cute too," Grace offers with an irrepressible grin, "and actually, okay, this strikes me as a morale problem. You're getting too down on yourself. I promise you there is nothing I could find rearranging your—" Nope. "—digging around in there that would shame the entire Eridian race."
[No way for you to know this,] Rocky says flatly.
"There definitely is, because I'm gonna shame the entire human race first."
This is how they spend the next three days on the glove box addition while Mary reads to them from the unreleased 2021 NEISS report, filtered by incidents requiring extraction of foreign objects from the 'lower trunk' or 'pubic region'.
(or, Rocky eats something inedible. Grace helps. They both get Really Weird About It.)
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- Part 2 of niko's phm madness
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10 Jul 2026
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I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
you can find my other art (including sfw) on tumblr @howling-wizard2Bookmarked by Slimeguy
06 Jul 2026
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The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
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06 Jul 2026
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Five Times Rocky and Grace Fucked Up, and One Time They Fucked by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky explore each other's bodies on the trip to Erid. It goes poorly, generally speaking.
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06 Jul 2026
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i want us both to eat well by peglarpapers
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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“Not so strange,” Rocky says mildly. “Back in not-so-distant past Eridian eat other Eridian all the time. Top of food chain. After natural disaster, war, not so much else to eat. Ecosystem delicate, especially if carnivore, especially if big. 🎵🎶 good thing to have to fall back on.”
“Cannibalism,” I manage to get out.
“New word. Cannibalism.”
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30 Jun 2026
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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13 Jun 2026
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Rocky needs help with releasing some dominant energy, Grace helps... he thinks. If being pitiful and humping Rocky's leg is helpful, of course.
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03 Jun 2026
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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
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02 Jun 2026
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a deconstruction of boundaries by Grapesey (YumGrapeJuice)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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“Grace can feel song, question?” Rocky asked, slower than usual. The cooing had lulled him, too.
“I… Maybe? Yeah,” Grace whispered, and Rocky had to focus to understand the slurring.
“Humans can feel sound, question?”
Grace huffed a small laugh. “Sometimes, yeah. For example, when the sound is… very low and loud, we can feel it in our chests.”
“Song is neither low nor loud.” That would have an entirely different effect.
“I know. I can still feel it, I think. It’s strange.”
“Good strange, question?”
“Good strange, yeah.”
Grace could feel sound. Grace could feel Rocky’s songs.
Hmm.
Rocky discovers nature's laws aren't as inflexible as they'd thought. He puts this to good use.
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19 May 2026
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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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16 May 2026
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c-tactile afferents by goldcrests
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
24 Feb 2026
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‘Friends with benefits,’ Nami echoes slowly. ‘That's what you're calling it?’ Eyebrows raised, she makes it seem like the wrong answer. Zoro frowns at her.
‘Fuck buddies?’ he hazards.
Nami closes her eyes for a very long moment and sighs through her nose.
Zoro and Luffy have a friends with benefits thing going on. It's a lot of fun, with no potential for confusion at all.
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12 May 2026
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Beryllium aluminum silicate (chromium for color) by grainjew, Origamidragons
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
24 Apr 2026
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"Oh, you can call me Alphonse," the armored man said, moving a little further into the room. There were footsteps rapidly fading down the hallway behind him, which he didn’t seem inclined to pay any mind to, attention apparently fixed on the mostly-finished circle she’d chalked on the floor. "Is this a Trismegistus array?"
Al teaches a little alchemy.
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25 Apr 2026
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Dimple shoots out into the open air and ricochets off a nearby tree. He doesn’t dare stop in case the thing goes for another bite, so he darts back and forth, hoping to confuse the trail of spiritual energy he’s leaving behind him like blood in the water.
“Dimple!”
He races towards the voice, dodging around trees and another low-flying trawler and towards where Reigen stands, looking around wildly with salt dripping from his clenched fists. When he sees Dimple coming, he runs towards him, tapping his own chest.
“Get in here!”
Dimple doesn’t need telling twice. He dives into the familiar shelter of the body.
(Dimple gets injured while out on a job, but fortunately Reigen's body is the perfect place to recover)
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- Part 2 of Ekurei Week 2025
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22 Apr 2026
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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06 Apr 2026
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Another Satisfied Customer by PCrabapple
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, HLVRAI-Fandom
28 Aug 2020
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The HEV suit creates a BIG problem and now Gordon is suffering. Only one thing can fix it. He asks Benrey to help him get it.
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04 Mar 2026
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The Mistakes of the Gratefuls or whatever by metukika
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
13 Feb 2026
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“Thanks, Hanazawa. What’s in your New Year’s resolutions?”
Kissing, is what he distinctly does not say.
(In which adolescence is a bumpy ride for even the most tame and ordinary. And, well, Teru is as average as one could possibly get!)
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06 Feb 2026
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The Divine Tree rules over Seasoning City. Buildings are crumbling. The trains out of town have stopped running. It’s getting harder to find food that isn’t made from the Tree. No one cares. Everyone gathers around the broccoli at sunset to pray. Everyone acts so happy.
Except Takane Tsubomi, who, it turns out, gets bored of cult doctrine the same way she gets bored of watching dogs float. Tsubomi doesn’t know what you’re supposed to do when your city’s been taken over by a giant vegetable with the power to make everyone adore it, but surely there must be someone out there who does, which is why she finds herself skipping tennis club and picking her way through the root-covered streets to the only spiritual consulting office she can find that’s still taking appointments.
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06 Feb 2026
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Mob asks Tsubomi out and then some other things happen. 20 page comic.
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02 Feb 2026
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“You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you, Harrington. Straight boys don’t get off thinking about dick. That’s an indisputable fact of the universe, and a key point in my own personal doctrine.”
And maybe Steve should laugh, shrug, call it a night. He should do that, re-examine all of this when he’s sober.
He doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Try me.”
Eddie lifts himself up on an elbow, turning to his side so that he’s looming over Steve when he says, “Just to confirm…”
Steve nods encouragingly, bolstered by the absence of a dismissive laugh, an awkward change of topic.
“You’re saying that you want me,” Eddie continues, eyes darting between Steve’s, “to talk about fucking a dude. To see if you get hard.”
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Or; Steve’s pretty sure he could get hard while thinking about gay sex, even though he’s straight. Eddie’s just along for the ride.
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11 Jan 2026
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Five years doesn't sound like a lot, until suddenly you’re staring down the barrel of re-living those years, growing up all over again. Luffy, of course, couldn’t give less of a shit, but the rest of the crew have their own opinions on the matter.
Written for the OPBB 2024, with art by Dex.
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25 Dec 2025