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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    JJ
    ok why don't you tell me what your type is since the last four men were no good

    Mon Capitane🫡
    I'm just not interested in dating right now!

    JJ
    right but no one said you had to date these guys. just some fun with them😏😏

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    Roz
    i need someone to take out Boiziau in next game no questions asked

    (jj tries to matchmake for shane after finding out he’s gay. things unfold. ilya crashes out. jj finds out a little more)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “How are you feeling?”

    Ilya smiles, big and bright. “I feel fucking great, but I’m hungry and probably won’t be able to fuck for a couple of weeks” His words come out slurred and with a heavy accent, but his friends understand and laugh along with him.

    “That sucks” Wyatt says. “Not being able to fuck sexy women—”

    “And men” Ilya adds, too casually. Wyatt stops.

    “What?” Bood asks

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gets his bell rung while playing for Ottawa against Montreal

    He forgets how to speak English and can only speak Russian

    Luckily, Shane Hollander, the light of his life, has learned Russian

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