Simulacum



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    “Tell me who you are.”

    He almost said Peerless Cucumber but the words brought a tingle to his throat. That was his stupid online handle, not an identity Shen Qingqiu claimed for himself, but why would that be an issue? Yet, he couldn’t physically say it. Instead, his lips formed around the truth. “Shen…”

    FUCK! Shen Qingqiu still couldn’t move but his mouth had mostly free reign. He bit his tongue hard enough to draw blood to stop the Qingqiu from coming out.

    What the fuck. How was it that he almost confessed to his identity as Luo Binghe’s deceased scum shizun right in his face?!

    or: the mushroom body's DNA is accidentally spliced with a wife-plot plant. Shen Qingqiu has to deal with this and try to survive being Luo Binghe's guest at Huan Hua Palace.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan blinked, in the manner of a dreamer being both reeling with shock yet also numb to it. “Well, of course you are!”

    “Of course I am?” Luo Binghe parroted, arching one of his regal brows.

    “You’re exceedingly handsome,” Shen Yuan nodded sagely, this whole encounter made sense now, “and Luo Binghe is said to be the most attractive man in existence; naturally you must be him.”

    (In which Shen Yuan has a very strange dream.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Luo Binghe formulates a foolproof plan to get revenge against the high school teacher who almost ruined his life by banging said teacher’s younger brother.

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    Shen Yuan unintentionally and unknowingly uses his ass to reform an Imperial-grade douchebag.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Shen Qingqiu gets hit by an amnesia wife plot that selectively erases Luo Binghe from his memories. Luckily, the cure is simple: Luo Binghe just has to make him fall in love all over again.

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    28 May 2026

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    Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.

    A vampire. A feral vampire.

    Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.

    While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.

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    25 May 2026