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  1. Rec 51

    i wanna ruin our friendship by

    Fandoms: Minecraft Speedrunning (MCSR)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    @speedrunlove 12:00 pm
    anonymous relationship advice!
    run by 3 idiots (🌿🙉❄️)
    we answer dms when we’re awake and emotionally stable

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    Infume DMs an anonymous relationship advice account for advice about his crush. Turns out, his crush is the one running the account.

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    27 May 2026

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    AHHHHHHHH bros the funniest person ever actually

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    Trapped in an elevator because Wemmbu and Flame decided to fight? F*cking Mint. by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

    28 Jun 2026

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    “Yo, guys!” Wemmbu and Flame temporarily pause their insults at the sheer loudness of the voice. Parrot slumps in relief at the lull in arguing, but the glint in the voidlings eyes makes him want to take it back. “You guys think help will get here faster if we say we have a medical emergency?”

    “No, we’re not doing that,” Parrot shuts that down before it even starts.

    Wemmbu leans forward in interest. “Can we veto Parrot’s decision? I personally think Spoke’s idea is funny.”

    “And a crime, probably.” Flame inputs.

    “A funny crime,” Wemmbu emphasizes.

    “With funny consequences, like jail.”

    “Depends on your mindset. I honestly think Spoke has the mindset.”

    Parrot buries his head in his hands again. His voice is muffled when he screams, “Someone please get me out of here.”

    His cries go unheard, or rather, they’re ignored by all three of them.

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    the main four get stuck in an elevator and deal with the consequences of being in the proximity of people you don't generally like.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 43

    What I Am Not / Sometimes it's easier to say what isn't there by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP  

    31 May 2026

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    ““ WHAT I AM NOT, Nicole Krauss

    My brother and I used to play a game. I'd point to a chair. "THIS IS NOT A CHAIR," I'd say. Bird would point to the table. "THIS IS NOT A TABLE." "THIS IS NOT A WALL," I'd say. "THAT IS NOT A CEILING." We'd go on like that. "IT IS NOT RAINING OUT." "MY SHOE IS NOT UNTIED!" Bird would yell. I'd point to my elbow. "THIS IS NOT A SCRAPE." Bird would lift his knee. "THIS IS ALSO NOT A SCRAPE!" "THAT IS NOT A KETTLE!" "NOT A CUP!" "NOT A SPOON!" "NOT DIRTY DISHES!" We denied whole rooms, years, weathers. Once, at the peak of our shouting, Bird took a deep breath. At the top of his lung, he shrieked: "I! HAVE NOT! BEEN! UNHAPPY! MY WHOLE! LIFE!" "But you're only seven," I said

     

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    A quick guide from Mapicc and Spoke on what healing from lies looks like. Surprisingly, the answer is more lies.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    made me sick from how sweet it was, genuinely a generational work of art

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    exit wounds by ,

    Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.

    He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”

     

    or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.

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    13 May 2026

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    oh mh god its so good, genuinely a wonderful work. saparata's characterization is so on point its crazy, AGHHHHH I LOVE THEMMM

  5. Rec 37

    The Wemmbu Waltz for Stupid Idiot Fools by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

    28 Apr 2026

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    Wemmbu scrunches up his nose in distaste. “No.” 

    “I didn’t even say anything, bro.” Egg lets his sad, pathetic stare do the work for him. 

    "We don't have time for a festival," Wemmbu sighs, but even as he does, he's already taking Egg’s hand. It was a lost battle from the start. Egg always wins.

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    Egg, nightmares, a festival, and his stupid idiot best friend.

    Unstableversary Day Seven: Mistake

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    02 May 2026