16 Works by Shift7
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Sort of Nice by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2023
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“You changed your face, should I change mine? You know, to officiate the…” Gabriel trailed off, gesturing between them.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Reflexive by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Oct 2019
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Beelzebub walked out of the front of the main office building into the bright sunlight, looked up, squinted, and then proceeded to sneeze.
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- Part 13 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Falling Feelings by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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“‘Falling for you’ sounds terrible.”
"Excuzze you?" Beelzebub responded, not sure whether to be offended or not at Gabriel's sudden, unprompted declaration.
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Enjoy Talking by Shift7 for Avy3686
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Sep 2019
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“I think we should exchange phone numbers.”
“No,” Beelzebub responded reflexively, finding it was better to shoot down whatever Gabriel's suggestions were preemptively to avoid encouraging him. They paused for a moment, thinking it over before adding, “Why?”
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- Part 11 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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A Complaint by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Sep 2019
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Gabriel glanced up from his desk, which was uncharacteristically messy, "Ah, Michael, hello. What can I help you with?"
"I'll cut this short as I can tell things are busy and I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you've received… erm," she looked uncomfortable, "An official AR complaint."
"A what?"
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- Part 10 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Agreements by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Aug 2019
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“Denied,” Beelzebub said, stamping a large red [DENIED] on the top. “You left in section 5.b again. We had agreed to take that out.”
“No, we put it back in on the condition that we adjust paragraph 6 in section 3.a as you requested. Regardless,” Gabriel stamped his own purple [DENIED] stamp on the other document he had been reviewing, “I can’t approve this one either. You took out the subsection about pet names. I thought we agreed those were fine?”
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- Part 9 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Points of View by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Aug 2019
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“This is so amusing!” Came their own voice cheerily, as they looked down and saw their usual form put its hands on their hips and turn to look up at them, wide eyed and interested, “Wait, did you just buzz with my voice? I had always assumed it was a dysfunction with your corporation… Fascinating!”
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- Part 8 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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According to Policy by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Aug 2019
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It started with a passive-aggressive note.
Well… It was actually less passive and more just straight-up aggressive.
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Update: Epilogue added!
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Secret Messages by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2019
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Beelzebub had been doing it for a while. Gabriel admittedly, to his great distress, hadn’t noticed it at first. He had picked up there was a distinct pattern to their movements but he could not, for his corporeal form’s life, figure out the meaning behind it.
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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All the ways they say by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jul 2019
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"I hate you." They hiss at him before they descend back to Hell with a flourish of fire and stench of sulfur. The meeting the two of them just concluded had not gone well.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Are you listening? by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Beelzebub was /bored/.
For some Godforsaken reason, Gabriel was absolutely /going off/ about the intricate details of some changes they had been making in the Angel hierarchy and they just /didn't care/.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Name Calling by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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“I think this is the first time you’ve ever called me by my real name,” Gabriel said with enthusiasm.
“No.” They paused and then realized with horror he might actually be right, “Z-ZZhut up.”
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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"Ah, Michael." Beelzebub said with false enthusiasm, "I'd hoped I'd never have to speak to you again for the rezzt of eternity."
"Beelzebub," The voice on the other end of the line responded curtly. "Pleasure."
"I assure you itzz not." Their tone fell, "Therezz absolutely no reason for you to call unlezz you need something. What do you want? I'm working."
There was a pause on the other end of the line. "This is quite embarrassing actually but," Another pause. "We can't seem to locate Gabriel anywhere."
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Compliments by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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"Oh Heavens, your face."
Beelzebub touched their cheek, realizing they had forgotten to remove the boils when they surfaced to Earth.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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A Question by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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“Do you remember what it was like before The Fall?”
“What? No.” Beelzebub responded with complete disinterest, not even looking up from the file they were reading, “Now stop asking stupid questionzz, we still have 5 more personal filezz to cross-review and I don’t have time for thizz to take all day.”
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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To Whom it May Concern by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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“Ah, Lord Beelzebub I don’t…" Dagon sputtered scuttering up next to them, "Fraternizing with Angels-- Archangels."
“Fraternizing izz a strong word.”