SheSaidSarcastically
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- Logan Lucky (2017) (3)
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“Phee,” he warns lowly.
“What?” she bats her wide emerald eyes innocently. “It’s simply a fact that you’re the biggest, strongest male in at least a hundred mile radius. More than that probably.”
She’s riling him up on purpose, and it’s fucking working. His cock is already hard and throbbing in his jeans and she’s barely done anything.
The night before the full moon, Phee decides to have a bit of fun pushing all of her mate’s buttons.
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When Phee’s number on the Cat Distribution System comes up, the idea of being responsible for a tiny little life sends her into a panic. Luckily, Dr. Logan is there to give her comfort.
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Laundry Service by SheSaidSarcastically for SteadfastStar (girl_in_a_dream)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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Finalizer Laundry Service leaves someone else’s bag of clothes on Ben Solo's doorstep.
Normally such an innocent mistake would not be more than a minor inconvenience for Ben. But since he has had to go off of his suppressants, this error is in fact catastrophic.
The honeysuckle and sunshine scent permeating the clothes sends him into a breakthrough heat - and in search of his Alpha.
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Home for the Holidays by SheSaidSarcastically
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Jan 2026
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The annual Organa-Solo New Year’s Eve celebration is the first time Ben is going to introduce his new girlfriend to his family. She has an unusual solution to her pre-party jitters. One he is more than willing to help her with.
Ben turns her to face him and cups her face gently, "They are going to love you, because it is impossible not to. You will look stunning in any of these dresses. What can I do to ease your anxiety?"
Rey bites her lip for a moment before whispering, "Will you come inside of me, please?"
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Merry & Bright by SheSaidSarcastically
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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Kylo hates this entire, godforsaken month.
Rey appears similarly disenchanted with the holiday season, remaining silent as she listens to their friend’s reminisce about childhood traditions and plans for family celebrations.
But the longer he watches her, the more she shrinks into herself. He realizes that it is not a matching disdain that colours Rey’s eyes, but melancholy.
When Kylo, a certified Grinch, learns that Rey has never gotten to experience any Christmas traditions, he takes it upon himself to ensure that she has a magical holiday season.
Originally posted on bluesky for the 2024 24 Days of Reylo.
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“What are you doing in my room?” Rey demanded. The words shook despite her attempt to sound strong. She supposed it didn’t matter how she sounded, though. She was cowering on the floor, after all—as far away as she could get from this intruder.
He returned his black-eyed attention to her and a sardonic grin spread across his roguish face. It could’ve been an oddly human expression, if it weren’t for the sharpened canines it exposed in his mouth.
“Tell me, pretty thing,” he said, his voice smoky and alluring, “do I fucking look like I know?”Rey just wants to feel a sense of belonging. So she casts a spell to give herself exactly that. Only, she’s not the best witch. And the spell summoned a hot, annoying demon to her bedroom. What could go wrong?
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03 May 2026
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After the death of her third husband before her marriage could be consummated, the king ordered that the fourth was to be witnessed. Lucky for Rey, her new husband understands what she needs.
“Would it help if you had a weapon?” he queried. “Perhaps a blade. Sharp and quick like its mistress.”
She struggled to breathe as he moved more. Only a bit, but oh, it was…it was too much. It was…he was going to…
“We’ll have your wardrobe tailored so you can wear it, have it always in reach.”
Actually, perhaps it wasn’t so bad. Tentatively, Rey lifted one foot, trailing it along his calf to hook behind his thigh and he groaned.
“Just here, I think,” he said, stroking the side of her thigh. “Slits in your gowns, or tunics and hose. A dagger, a sword.”
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03 May 2026
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Swipe Right by DhampirsDrinkEspresso for SheSaidSarcastically
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
14 Jun 2026
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Rey's not looking for a casual date or a hook up, but she's willing to make an exception for free food. Swiping right may be the best decision she ever made.
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21 Feb 2026
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waiting for lightning (waiting for you) by midwinterspring for SheSaidSarcastically
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
14 Feb 2026
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Brother Lor ran down the last few steps of the tower, and across the courtyard toward Rey. “A rider in the distance, heading this way!” he called. “All in black, on a black horse!”
Kylo Ren the Conqueror pays a visit to the Abbey of the Force, where Rey was brought to train with Abbot Luke and learn to control her necromantic powers.
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14 Feb 2026
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“You’re kind of a loser, huh?”
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