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The Consort Takes A King by SharpestScalpel for 71tenseventeen
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
01 Jun 2020
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Sidney, the 87th Omega of the House of Lemieux, shall wed Evgeni, the exiled prince from the House of Malkin.
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Captain's log, personal. Stardate 4713.2. After a transporter accident during which an unknown bird-like creature beamed aboard the Enterprise, I find myself in new emotional circumstances. I can't bring myself to regret any of these events.
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Sometimes it takes an alien space goose to knock three men out of their too-isolated ways.
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Concept based on Boxstorm's Check, Please! AU:
"soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"
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A Person Has Control by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Would Watch Steve Hump A Mattress In A Heartbeat" and "Bucky Barnes Begins To Get His Groove Back. And By Groove I Mean Sex."
Bucky sleeps with Steve every night now. This has led to some...frustration.
In which Bucky Barnes takes a shower and takes care of a particularly stubborn erection - and reminds himself of an important lesson along the way.
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The Tip of His Tongue Like the Tips of His Fingers by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Gets A Manicure And His Man" and "Bucky Barnes: Have You Been Using My Hair Treament - No, I Can't Use A Line From O Brother, Where Art Thou? As A Title, Self."
Bucky has a lot of good days. But sometimes there is still stuff that throws him. He just doesn't understand why this time it's a little bottle of nail polish that he lifted from Tasha's apartment. This shouldn't be that big a deal. Except for how it's totally a big deal.
In which Bucky Barnes has a hard time but figures himself out anyway with the help of his friends because sometimes that's how life works best.
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The Dynamic Tension Between Your Mouth And Mine by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 May 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky's Second First Kiss" and "They Were Hard Times And Bad Things Happened But Bucky Is Much Better Now."
Bucky always kept himself busy when Steve was away at summer camp. It mostly went well until it didn't.
In which Bucky remembers and in which Bucky moves on from memories.
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Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy (The Winifred Barnes And Sarah Rogers Show) by SharpestScalpel
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Where We Can Be Honest by JennaLee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Mar 2026
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Ilya flopped onto the blanket next to Shane, dripping wet.
“So,” he said. “You like sexy role play, yes?”
Shane, who had just taken that moment to take a sip of ginger ale, promptly choked on it, spilling fizzy liquid all over his stomach and crotch.
“Jesus Christ,” he rasped, as Ilya laughed at him, the fucker. “Who starts a conversation like that?”
Shane and Ilya's intimacy at the cottage leads to some revelations that Shane had been repressing. Ilya is excited to give him exactly what he wants in every way.
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
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- Part 1 of lost in the haze
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18 Jul 2026
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Yes. I noticed. A pause, then: Also you looked very good out there. Almost made me forget you are my patient.
Former patient, Shane corrected before he could even think twice about it, then cursed his own brain. He gnawed the inside of his cheek raw.
Mmm. Former. Another pause. Shane's mind supplied him a very unhelpful memory of Ilya's humming, felt it resonate deep inside of him, with a need he didn't want to name but could. Are you home?
In which Dr. Rozanov gets intimate with Shane's eyes... and elsewhere.
As of June 30, 2026, additional meta resources have been added to this work.
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17 Jul 2026
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In His Corner by chellefic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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In 2012, Shane sees a news report about the dangers faced by gay and bisexual men in Russia. He becomes determined to make sure Ilya is safe. This changes everything.
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- Part 1 of The Love You Make
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The Love You Make by chellefic
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jul 2026
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In 2012, Shane learns of the dangers faced by gay and bisexual men in Russia. He becomes determined to protect Ilya. This changes everything.
The full story stretches over the next several years, but each year will be posted as an individual story, as I finish them.
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