Shalamarr
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Stede tried to raise a hand so that he could rub his sore forehead, but something was wrong. His hand refused to obey his command. He opened his eyes, carefully so that he could avoid being attacked further by the unforgiving sunlight, and …
“What the hell?”.
He was trussed up like a rotisserie chicken, lying in a pit several feet deep that had been dug in the sand.
“Who did this??”.
“That’d be me,” a cheerful voice said from somewhere above. “Morning, sleepyhead.”
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Consider this a re-imagining of Season Two. Not because I didn't enjoy the Season Two we got! I adored it and always will, but I just wanted to tell a different story. We'll have angst and danger and whump and the whole nine yards, but in the end, true love will prevail. You have my word on that.
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We all know how the "This is Happening" episode began, right?
- Ed told Stede that he was thinking about leaving the Revenge.
- Stede was frantically trying to think of a way to stop him when Roach interrupted to report that they'd run out of oranges. This was bad, because they needed oranges on account of the Swede's teeth falling out from scurvy.
- Stede set off with Lucius to get more oranges. Instead, he returned with a treasure map that he'd bought from some woman.
This story is about that woman. Who is she? Just a random con artist? Or, maybe, someone we happen to know pretty well?
Let's find out!
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“Please, Nanny!”.
“For the hundredth time, Master Stede, the answer is no.”
“I’m not asking you to pay for them! I can pay for them! I’ve still got my birthday money that my grandparents sent me!”.
“That’s not the point, Master Stede. If I were to help you buy those books, and your parents found out, I’d lose my job. You know what they think of such things.”
Stede knew, all right. He’d had his parents’ opinion of whimsical distractions like toys and art supplies and storybooks drummed into his head for most of his ten-year existence. But I have to have those books, he thought with desperate longing. I simply have to.
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At one point, Rhys said that he thought Stede’s favourite song would be “The Rainbow Connection”:
Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices? I’ve heard them calling my name. Is this the sweet song that lures the young sailor? The voice might be one and the same.
This story tries to explore that yearning for more that I think Stede felt from an early age.
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“Ed, what on earth is the matter? Why are you going all judge, jury and executioner on me?”.
“Because of the way you’re acting!”. Ed didn’t mean to shout, but he was getting seriously upset. “I gather that she’s rich and upper crust, but you’re the richest and most upper crust bloke around, so why the fuck are you kissing her arse?”.
Stede reddened, and he gave Ed an incredulous glare. “How can you ask me that? Do you think I want to demean myself?”.
“I’d like to think not, and yet here we are, so why are you doing it?”.
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Uh-oh, is there trouble in Paradise? (Spoiler: no. At least, not for long.)
Anyone who's seen Project Hail Mary will know that Ryan Gosling wears a deliciously cuddly-looking sweater in it. The catch is that the sweater isn't available for purchase - the only way to get one is by buying the kit and knitting it yourself. Two years ago, I wrote a story called "A Stirring Yarn" in which Ed and Stede created a knitting company, and I thought "What the hell - I'll bring my two fandoms together."
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- Part 2 of A Stirring Yarn
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It began as a blind item in a gossipmonger website called Hush Hush.
Now hear this, haters and hangers-on.
Helen Hendricks, the site’s owner, always started her posts that way, and she always tried to incorporate as many “h” words in her posts as possible. She thought that doing so made her sound cool and quirky. The minions who worked for her had a different opinion, but they wisely kept it to themselves, having seen firsthand how their boss reacted when someone dared to disagree with her. (It wasn’t pretty.)
Which hunky hockey superstar was seen playing a different kind of hockey – the tonsil kind – with a taboo honey in a hidden alleyway outside a hopping hotspot in February?
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begin again (don't carry your father's sins more than you can take) by hope27
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 May 2026
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What if Ilya answered the phone call from his brother when Shane was at his house. What if Shane could be there for him and how would it have changed their relationship moving forward?
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Shane didn’t hear from Ilya again for the rest of the day. He had just crawled into bed, and was about to slip on his glasses on to read the book from his bedside table when his phone buzzed
The message he found when he opened their thread was not what he expected
Lily: I think you packed wrong shirt by mistake.
The photo was Ilya’s hands holding Shane’s white t-shirt. He stared at the picture as heat rose to his cheeks, biting his lower lip as he tried to figure out what he should respond. Before he could start typing another message appeared.
Lily: This one is too small for me.
Shane scowled, his embarrassment quickly turning to annoyance.
Jane: It is not. We are the same size.
Lily: Uh, no. We are not. I am bigger than you.
Jane: Asshole. You are not.
Lily: You have seen me without shirt. Do not pretend.
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04 Jul 2026
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Stede and Ed go for a late night horse ride.
That's it, that's the fic.
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03 Jul 2026
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re: hi by fleezerweezer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Apr 2026
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At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:
They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.
After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%
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Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?
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- Part 1 of re: hi
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02 Jul 2026
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Pillow Talk by NoCoastPosts
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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Shane claws at the sheets, drunk on the image of Ilya pounding into him relentlessly.
‘Tell me how it feels, Hollander.’
“Feels so good, don’t stop,” Shane whines emphatically, cheek shoved flat against the bed.
He’s so fucking close, right on the precipice of release. He feels a familiar trembling in his thighs, a spark igniting at the base of his spine. He speeds up even more, rutting against the damp pillow as his orgasm approaches.
“Ilya, fuck, I’m close, I need -”
“What do you need, Hollander?”
Shane’s eyes fly open and his movements screech to a halt, body shooting upright and moving off of the pillow as if it’s burned him. He stares in wide-eyed horror as Ilya smirks at him from the doorway.
Fuck.
Shane and Ilya are friends and roommates. When Ilya stumbles upon Shane during some “alone time”, he decides to stick around.
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02 Jul 2026
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Oh I'm Tricky But You Figured Me Out by TigerCrossbow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:
Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.
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- Part 1 of Not a Safe Bet, But You're All In
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01 Jul 2026