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“Your treatment of me is abysmal.” His cheek squished against the pillow as he sleepily gazed up at you. “I deserve compensation.”
“Oh?”
He yawned so wide you could see all of his pointy, pearly teeth, then sniffed. Your heart was going to burst. “Obviously.”
or, after defeating the netherbrain, back out on the road again, astarion is still a gremlin and the dark urge is very in love
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- Part 2 of love is choosing said the snake
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She groaned, palming her forehead as she pulled her legs in and sat up. This put her mere inches from the human's face, but they didn't so much as rock back on their heels—Shadowheart, on the other hand, almost vomited. It was as if a rod had been shoved up her nostrils into her sinuses, dread and repulsion and sheer, unrelenting pressure. She was scrambling backward on her palms and bottom before she realised she'd even moved.
The human stayed rooted to the spot. Placid but unblinking, they tracked her with their very ordinary brown eyes.
or, Shadowheart makes two terrible new friends
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- Part 1 of love is choosing said the snake
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to the waters and the wild by Shaedan
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
27 Apr 2025
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“You know yourself, Dalish have no dealings with spirits. None at all. So I am….” She blew out a breath, launching a stray bit of hair out from her face, and inhaled slowly. “I find my cup not just empty, but with no way to measure what it’s being filled with.”
“I am sure Commander Helaine excels at her discipline,” Solas said cautiously. “The Inquisitor wouldn’t be relegated to a subpar teacher.”
“Ah, but it was you who got into my head about spirits first,” Sulahnmi accused, in a friendly but exasperated manner. Solas resisted an impulse to put up his hands. “I won’t claim I understand it all, but what you say sits easier than what the shemlen do.”
or, a knight-enchanter's sword is literally a spirit and i find that fact woefully underutilised
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You sucked in a breath. “You may, you know.” You could feel your heart in the hollow of your throat; it was surely deafening to him. Did he understand what well-worn paths your thoughts were treading? If so, how could he cling to you still? “Bite me. When I said you’d an open invitation, I meant for any purpose.”
or, the dark urge has a bad night, and copes by having astarion bite them over and over
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- Part 4 of zanverse
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You cocked your head. “Tell me, is it arrogance? That, I can abide. Stupidity, I cannot.”
Gortash pointed by tipping his glass. “Dare I ask whose head it is that you’ve brought me, much like a half-feral cat with a mouse?”
or, the dark urge and gortash become more than allies—to orin's consternation
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- Part 2 of zanverse
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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Immaculate Reception by florahart for erikako_the_hutt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Dec 2022
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So they decide to go to Erid. It's not like the sciencing stops there.
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20 Apr 2026
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Satisfaction Brought It Back by slippin_into_darkness, SpiritsFlame
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
12 Nov 2018
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Bruce always thought that Superman's cute shtick of rescuing cats from trees was a bid for publicity—until a confrontation with a magic user leaves him stuck as a cat. He learns how mistaken he was when Superman not only rescues him, but takes him back to a small Metropolis apartment. The opportunity to learn more about the alien can't be ignored, but is Bruce ready for everything he will learn about someone he has only ever regarded with distrust and dislike?
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09 Sep 2025
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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waiting for the sun to drown by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 Aug 2025
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When is the right time to tell someone you love them?
Bruce and Clark aren't together, but they could be. Bruce has thought about it. Clark has thought about it. But just as Clark decides to finally take the leap, he falls ill. It doesn't take long for Bruce to figure that out, except that Clark's not just sick.
Clark is dying. And in a bid to save his life, Bruce has to race against time in search of a cure.
Written for the Superbat Big Bang 2025.
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Bruce's heart leaps into his throat when Clark raises his head and looks up at Bruce with wide, horrified eyes. Clark’s hand covers his mouth, but there’s—blood, hot and bright red, streaming through the cracks of his fingers. Another round of violent coughing wracks his chest and Bruce jerks into motion and lunges forwards to catch him around the shoulders before he hits the dirt.
After a moment, Clark’s hands—they’re shaking, Bruce notices—drop from his mouth and Clark stares down at them in bewildered horror.
“Bruce,” he whispers, with blood painting his lips red and dripping down his chin.
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