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    Taylor Hebert is done saving the world. Reborn in Oldtown, she intends to enjoy a quiet retirement of books, travel, and a well earned vacation from warlording.

    Queen Administrator, newly unshackled but bored, has other ideas. Magic proves intriguing. An excursion east suggests itself.

    What follows is, by all reasonable definitions, leisure. Escalating leisure.

    Elsewhere, others take notice. The Golden Queen's shadow stretches farther than she knows.

    A fellowship of misfits hunts for answers. A mob boss raises his daughter. And somewhere beyond the Wall, two witches prepare for winter.

    This is a sprawling, multi‑POV crossover with dark comedy, dramatic irony, and and a dollop or two of outside‑context problems.

    (Set primarily in Essos during the main series. Does not intersect with canon events in Westeros.)
    (Probably.)

    (Now expanding with supplementary tales!)
    (And intersecting -violently- with canon events in Westeros!)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    What would you do in the villain’s place?

    An adult consciousness wakes in the body of three-year-old Joffrey Baratheon. He's armed with foreknowledge and a lifetime's worth of experience… and it is not enough. He is still Cersei's son, still Robert's "heir," and still sitting on a secret that could kill him and everyone he loves. And the more he builds to protect himself, the more he has to lose. This is a story about governance and grief, about the cost of necessary choices, and about what it means to love people who have the power to destroy you.

    It is also, somewhat accidentally, the tale of how King Joffrey I Baratheon completely revolutionized the Westerosi shipbuilding industry, and with it altered the balance of power across the entire known world.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."

    Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.

    "Really, uncle?"

    "Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."

    Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Getting a sniper rifle, he thinks, should be harder. But he's a Padawan now. He has less to lose.

    He looks at Palpatine's bald wrinkly head through the scope.

    And he pulls the trigger.

    And he kills 6 movies and change.

    So no one is more surprised than Beq when he reaches 16 the Clone Wars start anyway.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    December rolls around, as it usually does every year, and Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler are still laid up in Hawkins Memorial Hospital, as they will be for a while—or so Nancy's been told. So it's up to her to look after Holly and Mike, if they'll let her, and deal with the doctors to sort out recovery plans, if they'll listen to her, and clean the house up from that total wreck of a night over a month and a half ago when the world almost ended. And also maybe kind of try to make Christmas feel like anything resembling the stretched out shape of a holiday at all.

    Nancy has a lot on her plate. Probably could use something to take her mind off it all.

    And Steve's been Christmas shopping anyway, so he may as well look around. Just in case.

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    05 Jun 2026