Sedentary_Wordsmith



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    A place to collect my firefighter Frank AUs.

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    Illya loses Napoleon, and then finds him again, and again.

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    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

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    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

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    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best accidental baby acquisition??

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    Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?

    It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.

    Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.

    What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.

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    04 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    too cute

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Legolas is brought home injured, the sole survivor of a patrol mission gone disastrously wrong. Thranduil and the wood-elves healers do all they can to help him heal both physically and mentally, but will it be enough, or will Legolas be forced to seek recovery across the sea?

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    31 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Five times Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne accidentally revealed their relationship to other people, and one time they made it public.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stickers will save the Batfam