Sedentary_Wordsmith
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To Have and to Hold by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
27 May 2025
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Matt and Karen are applying for their marriage license, only to be rejected because Matt is already legally married. Despite his insistence that it must be a clerical error, the only way forward is to track down his supposed spouse and get her to sign the divorce papers. With the wedding day coming up fast, Karen is not amused, Foggy is just trying to hold this family together, and Matt has never even met this Francis Castiglione woman. (And isn’t the feminine form usually spelled Frances?)
Series
- Part 1 of Firefighter Frank AUs
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Three Can Keep a Secret by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics), The Punisher (TV 2017)
11 May 2025
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Mr. Murdock is just about all Peter Parker has in the world right now. So he’s not going to stand idly by and not say anything when he finds out that Matt’s boyfriend is cheating on him with Daredevil. Even if his boyfriend is the Punisher himself.
Meanwhile, Hawkeye has terrible news for his buddy Daredevil: his boyfriend Frank Castle is cheating on him with some blind lawyer guy.
(Frank is 100% Over It, but how can he really begrudge anything that makes Matt laugh so much?)
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(This is Not) The End of Daredevil by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Daredevil (Comics)
22 Apr 2025
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Daredevil is helping out the Avengers in a fight when he's seriously injured. The Avengers have bad news: that blow to the head has blinded him, maybe permanently.
Daredevil is taking it well. Surprisingly well. It's probably shock.
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falling action (you were in the darkness too) by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
08 Mar 2025
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Napoleon finds Illya again.
(can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 3 of the narrative
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Ask Me No Questions (And I'll Still Tell You Lies) by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Apr 2024
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When a mission goes wrong, Dazai has to choose between convincing Chuuya to leave him behind for dead, or revealing a life-changing secret to him. For Dazai, the choice is easy.
Recent series
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Firefighter Frank AUs by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandom Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
27 May 2025
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A place to collect my firefighter Frank AUs.
- Words:
- 14,168
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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the narrative by Sedentary_Wordsmith
Fandom DC Extended Universe, DCU, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
08 Mar 2025
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Illya loses Napoleon, and then finds him again, and again.
- Words:
- 9,851
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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Western Winds by lasolorien
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Feb 2025
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Legolas is brought home injured, the sole survivor of a patrol mission gone disastrously wrong. Thranduil and the wood-elves healers do all they can to help him heal both physically and mentally, but will it be enough, or will Legolas be forced to seek recovery across the sea?
Bookmarked by Sedentary_Wordsmith
31 Mar 2026
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who is in your heart now? by awake
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
09 Mar 2026
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Five times Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne accidentally revealed their relationship to other people, and one time they made it public.
Bookmarked by Sedentary_Wordsmith
23 Mar 2026
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- Bookmarks:
- 343