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    Dan and Phil have spent sixteen years denying they're together.

    Then their PR team suggests they stop.

    It's only supposed to be a publicity stunt:
    Hard-launch a fake relationship, promote their new podcast and finally stop worrying about every touch and every shared hotel room.

    Pretending should be easy. After all, they already live together, know each other better than anyone else, and apparently look convincing enough without even trying.

    The difficult part is figuring out where the performance ends...and why neither of them seems particularly eager to find out.

    Or: What if the hardlaunch actually was a PR stunt?

    Or: They are oblivious idiots.

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    "Phil was so close. If Dan just kept it up, right there, hard and fast and deep, sending delicious wave after wave of pleasure crashing over him again, and again, and again, Phil would be pushed over the edge into free fall, easily. Phil's mind was going fuzzy around the edges just thinking about how good it felt. So. Close.

    "O-oh, fuck, Dad—"

    Dan's rhythm stalled almost instantly."

    or, phil accidentally calls dan 'dad' in bed.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Has Hollander been… sucking other guys' dicks? There’s no way he learnt this all from porn - Ilya wouldn’t be surprised if Hollander had his computer child locked, he seems like the type of prude to faint at the sight of a breast. But he can’t help but notice there’s a self-assuredness to Hollander’s movements now, a far cry from that first instinct driven blowjob he had given back in Toronto.

    or ilya rozanov's descent into madness caused by shane hollander's rapidly improving blow job skills.
    or when shane hollander wants to be the best at something, his dedication knows no bounds. ilya suffers for it

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    15 Jun 2026

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    (Alternate universe)
    After a wild birthday party, a video starts circulating, a video that raises a lot of questions not only for the Phandom, but for Dan and Phil themselves.
    The timing couldn’t be worse: they’re about to begin the Terrible Influence tour, trapped in close proximity with zero chance to escape fan speculation.

    Or Dan and Phil drunkenly make out, get filmed, and now have to figure out what the hell that means for their supposedly platonic friendship - all while trying to survive tour life.

    Or quite some angst, a lot of fluff, and an unhealthy amount of domesticity.

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    20 May 2026

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    the hollanov love island au

    I appreciate not everyone watches love island, so I’ll try and explain it as best as I can as we go

    featuring my favourite sassy shane and you’re lucky we’re in public right now ilya combo

    in this universe, love island is r rated and contestants can in fact sleep together on camera - if anyone is from the UK and has watched open house on channel 4, that’s where I’m going with this

    open house: a VERY spicy reality tv show in which the participants very much do have sex on camera

    anyway *clears throat*: this programme contains strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature

    thank you for being here !!

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    09 May 2026