ScribblingSteve
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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Hermione Granger and the Theft of Magic by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2024
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(AU) Hermione's biggest worries in life are her dissertation and her rent, at least until she drunkenly takes a stick from a green-eyed stranger and breaks what she thought were the laws of physics. Now she's facing a high-stakes, impossible test, but she's never failed a test before and isn't about to start.
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(Regency AU) The formal ball Harry has been convinced to host is even worse than he thought it would be, but he's pretty sure he's found the perfect place to hide from his adoring (this week) public...until the curses start flying. In the darkness of Potter Manor Library, Harry and a mysterious witch will finally face the hidden scars of the war and either accept damnation or find their own light.
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Harry Potter and the Beast(s)...and Draco by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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When Draco goes missing on an Auror operation and they don't want to spare the resources to look for him, Narcissa hauls Harry out of his depression to find her son. The decrepit Greengrass Manor conceals far more than Draco's fate, though, and the old enemies become unexpected allies in a fight against the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a dead man's hatred.
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Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2022
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Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery propels the two into a whirlwind week of legal loophole abuse, awkward lust, and weaponized Pureblood etiquette lessons.
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It's just a game of Scrabble. Isn't it?
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12 Jul 2026
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The Conjugations of Want by CrediblyDisavowedEventsAndFests (CrediblyDisavowed)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2026
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While chasing down students out of bed, Professor Hermione Granger discovers the Mirror of Erised is still at Hogwarts. Harry might have told her all about it when they were kids, but knowing what the Mirror does is not the same as being ready to look into it. Through a mirror, darkly, it shows her every life she might have lived instead, and the one desire she has taught herself not to name.
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08 Jul 2026
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Six years after an eighth year none of them examined too closely, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are rather obnoxiously involved.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are still just best friends and colleagues who share lunch, memorise each other's habits, and don't talk about it.
Hermione and Draco are ex-lovers who are friends- sort of. And Ginny and Harry are fine.
Everything's fine.
Then Ginny refuses to stop talking about Draco's signet ring and reveals a very compelling piece of information about Harry's...well... piece and Hermione has a dream and Draco has a word with Harry, and an evening at the wizarding opera — turns into something else entirely.
Written for the 2026 Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary fest. Prompt: Love Triangle...Kinda (and this really leans into the "kinda")
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06 Jul 2026
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Don't give up. It's a little complicated. All tied up. No more love. -- Single father, Harry Potter, thought his romance days were behind him. He lives for his sons, his friends, the single-parenting support groups he attends weekly, the occasional great latte, and a beautiful woman who might be more than the friend he thinks she is.
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06 Jul 2026
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At the beginning of Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, Sirius decides to take a more active role in his godson's life. His first step? Set Harry up with the perfect witch. HP/AG
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06 Jul 2026