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Price has a wife at home, maybe a cat or a grill as well.
Though a ring on his finger doesn't stop Soap from taking what belongs to him. -
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It can get fucking disgusting, the way he loves Soap. Not in a homophobic way, he'll tell anybody who asks just how much he'd love to be impaled by that monster between Soap's legs, if the Sergeant felt so inclined.
But there's a distinct difference between a nice, warm, comfortable hug and the shit that John MacTavish subjects him to under the guise of brotherhood. -
Easter at the MacTavish House by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
18 Jun 2025
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Soap was supposed to be long gone, on his way to his family for Easter, when Ghost finds him still in his room on base, staring at nothing. To no small fault of his own, he ends up joining Soap for the holiday, but the closer it gets to Easter Sunday, the less happy his Sergeant seems to be.
There's a secret hanging above their heads like the sword of Damocles and Johnny is intent on keeping it. Ghost just wants to see him smile again.
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"You gotta show us your scent, mate," Gaz says.
"No way." Soap snaps.
"Why not? Can't be worse than Price's nasty tang."
"Thats not what that's about!"
"Then what is it about?"
"None of you could handle it."
"Oh, sure we can!" Gaz rasps.
"Tch, if you say so."
"I do. So show us."
"No."________________________
The team finds out that, despite Soap's omega status, he doesn't use any scent suppressants, instead supressing it manually. Gaz desperately wants to find out what he smells like. Soap is about to show them why that's a bad idea.
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(NEW) Soap MacTavish's weakness is a man in a dress by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Nov 2023
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Soap has been in love-.. I mean, attracted to his Lieutenant and partner Ghost for months now, to no avail. He's okay with that, until one night at the bar, Ghost shows up dressed in a pretty velvet dress, accentuating all his best features, apparently because of a bet he lost.
Soap can't be blamed for wanting to get a taste of Ghost and as it seems, Ghost might not be opposed to giving in...
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Unrelated oneshots about the 141 in love with each other
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“Hey.”
Charles looks up, squinting against the sun, and focuses on the figure looming above him. It’s a bright day on the mountain, and all this damned snow is doing nobody any favors. “Arthur,” he says. “Good morning.”
“Huh? Yeah, mornin’.” Arthur tilts his head, scratches at his jaw, and tucks his chin down towards his chest. It’s a very particular mannerism, one that Charles has watched him perform countless times.
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Love Is The Soul Of A Neat Irishman by pipdepop
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
19 Sep 2020
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Sean’s got a lot of love to give. To everybody. Whether they want it or not.
(Or: Sean makes it his mission in life to cheer Arthur up – much to Arthur’s dismay. Luckily, Charles is around to help.)
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17 Mar 2026
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Ghost hands Soap a folder and leaves before he can ask about it. Acts like he hasn't just turned Soap's world upside down with one slip of paper.
or: ghost gives soap a marriage certificate. it has their names on it.
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18 Oct 2025
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How dare the wolf taste those lips, hold him, panting and soft, trembling and eager, so close to his chest? How dare he?
Jordan could not move, even if he wanted to. The slick sounds of their kiss, of tongues sliding softly against one another, bitten-off moans, and muffled mewls interspersed with crackling fire — it was hell for him. Stiles was everything Jordan dreamed he would be in a moment like this — he moved just right, arched so beautifully, bared his throat, and grabbed the hand that pressed to his stomach, keeping it there. His smell seeped across the tent, sweeter than ever before and deadly because of it.
Jordan’s eyes stung, his fists clenching the cold sheets. Yet, he could not even take a proper breath, for everything smelled of him.
For three years, Jordan told himself to resist. Three years of catching Stiles only for the omega to seep from his fingers. Years without ever holding his waist like Jordan wanted to.
A month was all it took for Stiles to give it to the wolf.
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08 Sep 2025
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Soap is sleepy and Ghost is hot for it. (Semantically dubcon but realistically con, take care)
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04 Sep 2025