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Robert rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and letting his head fall back. "Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to friends back to enemies. Asshole," he muttered.
“Still a better love story than Twilight." Flambae let out a cackle at his own joke, giving Robert a little bounce as he continued walking.
"Besides. Not my fault you're so tiny. Makes carrying you around way too easy. If you were gay, you would be on the bottom, I bet. Little bottom bitch twink."
Robert glanced up at him, looking very unamused. "Well. You'd be half right.” His gaze left, watching the cars going by.
“Considering I'm bi."
"Wait." Flambae paused in his walking.
It took him a good few seconds to process the words, staring down at Robert with a bit of shock. "Wait, are you actually?"
"...Me and Visi are open, too."
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The Z-Team's journey to becoming a polycule (in their own messy, emotionally chaotic way).
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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08 Feb 2026
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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04 Feb 2026
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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27 Nov 2025
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A place for my "Dispatch" art. Robert is entirely too shippable with all characters in this game.
More tags to be added with additional art.
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22 Nov 2025
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Dacrylagnia by Extraho
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Billions (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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They met by pure chance.
Peter was working a very much illegally obtained job as a pizza delivery boy, and Tony had just escaped Obadiah's dreadfully boring client briefings. Peter makes his last delivery to a shitty nightclub- the same shitty nightclub Tony picked to avoid paparazzi.
Tony is not gay. He's really not. He's just drunk and painfully horny. He figured he'd give it a chance because this guy was very hot- and definitely on the young side but that's what bouncers were for, right? To check ID.
He didn't expect to fall in love. He didn't expect to be someone's dirty secret. He didn't expect to be the one begging for a relationship.
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12 Oct 2025