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Taking an early leave from military work is virtually impossible if you want to make quite literally anything out of yourself in the future, but taking an early leave from active war? There’s only two kinds of those, and Technoblade wasn’t looking to be anybody's Old Yeller. But Techno’s pretty sure his current, undocumented, never-before-seen plan of successfully escaping your own side of the war is one for the books.
Alien abduction, most likely, is a strategy not many have refined. He hadn’t really planned on being the first to try either, but revolution waits for no man.
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Technoblade is yoinked from a human space-war and placed on a foreign planet. Oh, and Technoblade has gone and domesticated the wolf-like predatory alien species. Well, ok, maybe the captors had a fair interest. His psyche is getting a little strange with the years of social deprivation being stacked onto genuine wilderness survival and total isolation but yay space doggies! He gains a reputation and a son along the way to his well deserved retirement.Bookmarked by Samkiefert1
08 Apr 2026
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Technoblade accidentally wakes the angel of death, and Philza really likes that human, so he decides to keep him.
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05 Jun 2025
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Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy accepted a job that tasked them with collecting a legendary weapon from a ruined castle, abandoned decades ago by its power-hungry nobility. They did not expect this weapon to be a person, trained with the sole purpose of serving in their master's wars.
Faced with a man who has lost all concept of being anything but a weapon, they decide on the only logical course of action: to take the Blade home.
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21 Dec 2024
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The dragon lowered its head. Wilbur couldn’t help but close his eyes shut, a strangled yelp escaping his lips. He had expected for the dragon to open its mouth and for sharp teeth to crush his bone and flesh, but instead, a wave of warmth washed over his face.
Wilbur dared to open his eyes and met a mocking tilt of the dragon’s head. Giant nostrils huffed out another breath, and hot air disheveled the fluffy curls of the boys’ hair.
Tommy raised his hand. Stunned and mouths agape, Wilbur watched as the dragon slowly pressed his muzzle into it.
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Dragons love gold, but it's not only the shiny yellow metal they are attracted to.
(SBI/Dsmp Dragon AU)
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18 Sep 2024
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A Way Out (A Way Home) by WinglessStripedOwl
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Jun 2025
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Technoblade was an average guy, he watched his college lessons, went to work and played video games. He was never into "There's life out there in space!!" kind of thing, he liked movies or games about aliens but otherwise it was whatever really.
Now, trapped behind a holographic energy field, he regrets it.
Maybe there was some information he could've gotten, some clue as to why they do this or some way to plead, to implore, for them to stop.
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23 Aug 2024