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Stanley laid out some ground rules. “This is how things are gonna go. I can’t let other hitmen nab you and steal my bounty, so I’m stickin’ to you like flies on shit. You’ll be free to move around when I’m with you. But when I leave you alone, you’re getting tied up or locked in the bedroom. When we sleep, you’re getting handcuffed to me. If you have any special requests, I’ll hear them in the morning. But for now we’re goin’ the fuck to sleep.”
“I have no qualms with any of that,” Xeno said. “But I have to ask, why are you treating me so well? Normally, a person you’re turning in for a bounty wouldn’t be so…indulged.”
“And you’re awfully relaxed about being kidnapped. You’re so suspicious, I could feel my asshole puckering.” Stanley handcuffed Xeno’s left wrist with a click.
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Stanley kidnaps his fellow hitman and crime partner Xeno. Xeno is very into it.Bookmarked by Salamis
12 Jun 2026
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love's a two-edged sword by devilsoupe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
09 Feb 2022
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after missing those five years, secluded in the Red Lotus Pavilion, Chu Wanning begins to recover memories from another life.
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02 Jun 2026
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Baby, don't lie by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Apr 2023
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“Are you saying that Yuheng is married?” Xue Zhengyong asked slowly, shocked.
“I’m not.” Chu Wanning insisted, but even as he said it, a sinking sense of realization started growing in his stomach.
“Clearly you are.”
“Who is it then?” Xue Zhengyong cut in.
A mysterious spiritual illness overtakes Sisheng Peak. Strangely, it doesn’t affect married cultivators.
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02 Jun 2026
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teacher's pet by indefinitelyforever
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
23 Jul 2022
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“A-Ning,” Mo Ran breathed darkly. “Baobei. My sweet, precious disciple.” His hands kept roaming over Chu Wanning’s body, as if they were desperate to touch every single place at once, needing to feel just how soft and slender Chu Wanning’s body was. “Have you ever tried dual cultivation before?”
One of his hands slipped into Chu Wanning’s hair, curling a few locks around his fingers as he pulled on it so he could whisper into his disciple’s ear. “If you say yes, I’m going to slaughter whoever has put their greedy little hands on you.”Mo Ran gets affected by sex pollen. His dearest disciple, Chu Wanning, offers to assist his Shizun through it.
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31 May 2026
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Lotus Blossoms in the Water by jeejaschocolate
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
18 Dec 2021
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“Shizun, what are you doing?”
Chu Wanning looks up. There is a certain softness in his face, an innocence in the sweep of his eyes, that Mo Ran has never seen before.
“I was only playing…am I in trouble?” Chu Wanning asks in a tiny voice.
In that moment, Mo Ran can tell something has gone terribly wrong.
Instead of turning into Xia Sini, Chu Wanning’s injuries from Jincheng Lake force him to de-age mentally to the age of a five year old. Mo Ran takes it upon himself to look after his otherwise irascible shizun.
This allows him to see Chu Wanning in an entirely new light.
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31 May 2026