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    Childe needs money bad, so his friend Diluc hooks him up at this place called “The Garden”, a telemarketing company where all he has to do is to pick up and answer clients’ calls. Yup. He can do that. Just a simple, normal, totally-not-a-sex-hotline job.

    Cool beans.

    Spoiler alert: His boss is fuckin’ hot and Childe wants to bang him. Not cool beans.

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    19 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    "....There is no way this is your house." he looked up and up, and up to the point his neck had cracked from how high he had looked up, even the sun is blotched out from the height of his mansion.

    "Yeah, no, maybe that one's your house." he points at a shorter more modest house.

    Zhongli laughed though, but gestured for him to come closer, pressing at the intercom there.

    "I'm here, open the gates."

    "Yes, Mr. Zhongli."

    And it fucking opened.

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    Inspired by a tweet from @honiixmilk from twitter, chapter 1 at least, chapter 2 is really self-indulgent.

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    19 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Oh, is this the new dispatcher you hired?” Nagi asks, but his eyes are already back on his games. “I recognize him. He's that rich guy who shows up on the news.” He tilts his head. “… Why is a Mikage a dispatcher? I mean… doesn't he hate superheroes?”

    With a perfunctory smile, he looks down at Nagi. “Well, Nagi, I'm here to inspect the dispatching job within Blue Lock! I want to see just how well the so-called real heroes of the hero world do when they're the ones sending heroes out on missions!”

    Nagi blinks, but he still doesn't look as interested as he should be. “Oh, so you're like… an inspector or something?”

    “Or something,” Reo replies, keeping his spirits up. “I'm going to be one of your dispatchers! I think.”


    After Reo's suit is destroyed after fighting a villain, he is hired by Blue Lock to help dispatch former supervillains who are taking the steps to become heroes. There, he meets the biggest headache of them all, Nagi Seishiro.

    or: a NagiReo dispatch AU (you don't need to play dispatch to understand.)

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    21 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    Laurent leaned against the door frame, his eyes gleaming something foul. “Edamame, want another job?”

    Makoto wasn’t all that surprised, he couldn’t be at this point. “Sorry, can’t. I’ve got a kid.”

    “Aw c'mon, just imagine— a what?

    Makoto adopts a kid. Trouble ensues in the form of Laurent.

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    24 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    That your best friend and your boyfriend end up paired for a school project seems like the perfect chance for them to get to know each other better!

    Or… that’s what Nanase thought at first.

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    21 Oct 2025