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  1. Rec *

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    Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle.

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Eric Cartman is sure that he knows everything about Kyle. What he doesn't know is that Kyle knows just as much about him.

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    03 May 2026

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    Efnisien ap Wledig is an omega born into an all-alpha family. Abandoned by his birth mother and raised by his aunt, he is subjected to a lifetime of medical experimentation and brainwashing and believes himself to be an alpha. But the experiments begin to fail, and he is abandoned yet again to an Omega Rehabilitation Facility, where the family expects he will be retrained into the 'perfect omega' and placed in an arranged marriage, or be eliminated if this is no longer possible.

    The Facility don't know about the experiments, and Efnisien doesn't even know why he's there in the first place, since he's an alpha...isn't he? One thing's for certain, he definitely doesn't need an alpha companion, no matter what the staff at the facility seem to think.

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    22 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    In 2017, as member berry consumption skyrockets, Herbert Garrison declares himself a three-term president and makes the monumental decision to ally the United States with Palestine in the Israeli-Palestinian War of 2018, a choice that leads to the beginning of World War III. In an attempt to quell the subsequent riots, the United States Government establishes Jewish internment camps.

    Nine years later, Kenny and Wendy are wanted criminals for the activities of La Resistance, and Cartman has joined the guard in a fruitless attempt to find Kyle.

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    05 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    No one’s ever told Cartman that his obsession with Kyle can go a bit too far.

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    01 Feb 2026