SGTTSarcasm
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A poem I wrote in an hour about the feeling of growing up.
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The First of Many by Wickedwhisperwrites
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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College senior Ilya Rozanov catches a glimpse of Shane Hollander at a Hallow-weekend frat party. He usually doesn’t do more than one night. Then he meets Shane.
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14 Jul 2026
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Welcome, Jane! by MantisShrimpfromMercury
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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"Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship
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06 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Shane are best friends and co captains of their College hockey team who occasionally hook up. All of their friends think they are dating. Ilya and Shane aren't sure why they think that.
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01 Jul 2026
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Of Kin and Courtships by amethystviolist, xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Dec 2024
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In order to stay in Erebor, Bilbo must be adopted into a dwarven family, but not every dwarf is keen on that idea.
Oh, but not because they're xenophobic, quite the opposite: Everyone wants to claim their favorite hobbit burglar as their brother!
“One week,” Bifur grunted in Khuzdul.
“One week,” Dori agreed shortly.
They shook hands over the table as Bilbo tuned back into reality, and the hobbit frowned a little at the battle-ready postures on either side of the table.He should have known nothing with dwarves would ever be easy.
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30 Jun 2026
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SHANE HOLLANDER SPOTTED WEARING A RING??? by butterffly_sleeps
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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@shanehollander24_hockey✅
It's true.➤ @shaneybaby
SIR WHAT IS TRUE????➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
I'm engaged.
@shaneybaby
TO WHOM??
➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
t's for you all to figure out.OR
@svetlana_v_✅
ilya domestic ERA
➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅
🤫
@mlh_puckrabbit
SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
@iloverozzyyy
WHAT?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos
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17 Jun 2026