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  1. Rec 20

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    "So…." He awkwardly starts, "What exactly seems to be the issue here, sweetheart?"

    God, he's so…dirty. His arms are covered in grease, smeared all the way up to his shoulder. He can barely wipe his hands clean with the blue cloth. His hair? It's greasy. Probably from all heat and well, being under all the cars that are here.

    "Uh—I can barely get her to start lately," Penelope mutters. "There is this awful screeching when I get her to start. If I keep trying, eventually it starts. I'm sorry, I don't really know a ton about cars."

    The one where Penelope Featherington breaks down and meets pervy mechanic Colin Bridgerton.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Dirty mechanic Colin

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    “You’re so soft.” He rubs her belly, fingers grazing, and the fire in Penelope’s stomach roars. “I love how you feel here. Like satin.” His voice is hushed, almost awed.

    “Are you this soft everywhere, Pen?”

    Her breath hitches in her throat. She doesn’t dare exhale.

    She waits in the dark silence, the only sound her heartbeat in her ears.

    “C-can I feel?”

     

    Penelope and Colin fool around whilst hungover at Aubrey Hall, and turn their relationship upside down

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Essentially a cuddlefuck fic. Ant helps Colin and El helps Pen.

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    “What’s wrong?”

    “Erm… well… fuck. Ok. Colin.” She clears her throat. “I’m so sorry, but this is a call of shame.”

    “A what?”

    “A call of shame. I might… I might have chlamydia.”

    “Oh.” MY FUCKING GOD. He doesn’t say that part out loud but he thinks it very loudly. “Ok.” She’s going to be freaking out.

    “No. No, not ok. Not ok at all. We fucked!”

    “I remember.” It is absolutely top of the wank bank.

    “And not like sensible adults.”

    “I remember that too.” If felt fucking incredible.

    “So you might have chlamydia.”

    “I understand how STIs work, Pen.”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Pen gives Colin ‘the lurgy’

  4. Rec 68

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    Home shouldn’t be Penelope’s couch, but Colin likes it here.

    or; colin being colin about penelope featherington

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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Colin’s stream of consciousness from his POV. From couch to bed…

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    Penelope Featherington knows these three things to be true:

    1) She has no time or interest in swiping right on any dating apps to find her elusive soulmate
    2) Inventing a fake perfect "boyfriend" is the only way to get her nagging mother off her back
    3) The perfect man only exists in her fantasies

    So when he suddenly appears on an ordinary day, corporeal and literally manifested straight out her dreams, what the hell is she supposed to do?

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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fifi strangers to lovers- Pen fibs about a perfect boyfriend … and he appears!