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Stanley Pines was not a smart man.
That was a fact he had known his whole life, it was never a secret. No one had ever shied away from telling him that tidbit of information, and he was better for it. Knowing hes an idiot, a fuck up, a dumbass, it all came in handy. After all, what was that saying that old man told him while higher than a kite? Only a fool thinks himself wise, but a wise man knows himself a fool? It was something like that.
Though, Stan highly doubted anyone would ever consider him wise.
As an unnecessary example, here he is now, in yet another situation that could have been solved if his damned brain was worth its weight in salt and actually retained vital knowledge.
Of all people to be caught in his situation, he would have thought he would know better.
After all, you cannot spend your entire childhood obsessed with the sea and pirates and just forget about one of the most deadly risks they encountered. -
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Set after Stan and Fords conversation where Ford says Stan will have to leave at the end of summer. A more angsty ending to that night because traumatizing Stan is fun as fuck. I had no clue what the fuck the name for this should be so.
Ford was in his study, twisting and turning as he tried to adjust to sleeping on the couch down there again. After years on the run from an interdimensional demon, he hadn't had many chances to sleep on a couch or bed, or the other dimensions versions of them anyways. That wasn't the only reason for his lack of sleep, however. His brain was in conflict with itself. After thirty years, Stan brought him back. His twin had tried to save him, one side of his mind thought. Tried to save him from Stan’s own mistake, the other side argued.
He was thrown from his thoughts as Dipper exited the elevator, screaming at him for help, that Stan was on the ground upstairs, not responding to him nor Mabel no matter what they did. With a sigh, Ford wondered just what his idiotic brother had done now.Title is the name of a the Funeral Portrait song! Was “please dont…” before, but I’ve disliked that name the entire time lol
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An alternate ending to Weirdmageddon, this time they manage to create a machine that forces Bill into becoming a human after being tricked in a deal that leaves Stan dead. He has to learn to live with with emotions, and oh boy is he not happy with that. Oh and Stans spirit refuses to leave him alone so he always is just having to listen to the old man
Oh yeah I also just kinda randomly decided in writting the plot that Bill Cipher suffers from POTS, which is why he uses the cane. Well he suffers from it when forced to become a human
First fic ive posted on a03 before, and first story ive posted in probably like two years honestly. So please feel free to critique, leave advice, etc in the comments!
Will probably change the title and tags later on as I write more
(this was formerly known as redemption but I figured this fits decently. Its the name of a Crywank song)
oh yeah warning im kinda shit at writing cause I dont have the energy to write most of the time lol
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Stanford turned the postcard over in his hands, and the picturesque vista of New Mexico gave way to an all-too-familiar sloppy scrawl.
It simply said, "PLEASE COME."
Perhaps Stanley could be of aid one last time...
(or, very has once again injected Ideas into my brain. today on the hyperfixation show: what if ford wasn't the one who sent the postcard?)
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Stan has been able to change his age at will for decades, even if he hasn't done so much in the last 30 years. It was useful back in the day, when turning into a kid would get him out of whatever trouble he had gotten himself into. Not so much while building the portal.
When Stan is hit with the memory gun, his mind is... kind of all over the place, so the shapeshifting becomes erratic as he uncovers new memories. His body acts on instinct, turning into whatever age his mind has latched onto.
And just like that, Ford gets to meet 40 years worth of Stan.
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Title based on "Pedacitos de ti" (Little Pieces of You), by Antonio Orozco
Bookmarked by RustclawOwO
14 Apr 2026
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This town is big enough for the both of us by Automartyr (Brynnen), Brynnen, Piemachine (Brynnen)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
08 Aug 2025
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A/U from ATOTS.
Ford is back from the other side of the portal and he wants his life back.
A non-angsty version of Stan walking away.Bookmarked by RustclawOwO
13 Apr 2026
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In February 1983 testing of the portal went horribly wrong, sending Fiddleford briefly into the nightmare realm. Terrified and betrayed by realisation, Ford and Fiddleford find themselves under siege by the malevolent Bill, who will try almost anything to force Ford back to work on the portal. They need help and head out in search of the shadiest mf they can find.
Dr Stines AU (my variation on babyblankyerror's very fun Dr Pinington concept)Bookmarked by RustclawOwO
06 Apr 2026

