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“What, you gonna call daddy to come beat me up?” Dreads mocks him, sticking out his bottom lip in an exaggerated pout.
Zanka feels the anger bubble up inside him at the comment, hot and cloying as it courses through his veins—and decides he needs to go home, right now, or someone’s getting punched. “Fuck you. I’m leavin’.” Then he turns on his heel to march to the back door of August’s house.
“Yeah, call your limo, pretty boy!”
Okay. That’s enough.
Zanka turns back around, cocks his arm back, and decks the guy in the face.
Or, alternatively: How the meet-ugly of the goddamn century catapults newly broke college student Zanka Nijiku head-fucking-first into the strangest, weirdest, most evilly convoluted situationship of his life.
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03 Jun 2026
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Zanka liked to believe that he was always perfectly composed. He wore a polished mask over his face, never let his guard down, and even when he was fucking Jabber into the mattress in some dingy safehouse, those ridiculous eyebrows of his were still tense with focus.
Jabber wanted to see it slip.
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03 Jun 2026
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“You gonna go for it, man?”
“I should. He ain’t messin’ with that one dude no more.”
“Wonger? Yeah, heard they broke up.”
Jabber raises an eyebrow when he hears Arms say his name. Broke up, huh? Yeah, he and a certain someone did, by conventional standards, break up recently, he guesses. Their entire floor must’ve heard one Zanka Nijiku’s declaration of “get the hell away from me” and “never breathe the same air as me again.” And yeah, Jabber snapped back that he’d take the first bus to hell just so he wouldn’t have to see Zanka’s wet dream inducing face again — in those exact words.
Okay, sure, broke up, makes sense, but... Zanka can’t be who they’re talking about having a shot with, right?
“So now I got a shot. Maybe I can calm down that bad attitude of his.”
Holy shit, it is!
[Or, the one where Jabber and Zanka break up, some random guy thinks he’s got a shot with Zanka, and Jabber sits back and waits for this loser to royally fuck up since no one can handle Mr. Bad Attitude quite like Jabber can.]
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02 Jun 2026
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Cat Scratch Fever by brichibi for snowtigra
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
23 May 2026
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Zanka can’t seem to keep a boyfriend, and he expects his new man, Jabber, to leave him just like everyone else does. Jabber, on the other hand, is head over heels in love with Zanka and willing to put up with anything if it means they get to be together.
Even if the thing he has to face is a feral house cat.
[Or: the one where Rudo the cat scares away every single one of Zanka’s boyfriends, and Jabber is more than ready for the challenge]
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02 Jun 2026
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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