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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “So you hate me now?” Ilya walks up to Shane in the lobby of the first hotel of their roadtrip.

    “Ilya…”

    “No, is okay. You want divorce now, yes?”

    “I just thought maybe it would be fun to do something different this trip. Bond with some of our teammates.”

    Ilya’s eyebrows raise. “You want to bond with Dykstra? You truly do not love me anymore.”

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    Shane Hollander hasn't scored a goal in 9 games, so he comes up with a plan to get his mojo back.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Fate has allowed them to leave Bandee together. Chance helps them find a community. Naim and Ryan choose a life to purse together, a life where they can live for each other and outshine the shadow of their past.

    Post-Canon, Ryan and Naim try to make their relationship and new life together work once they've left Bandee.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    They’re both horny as hell and want to fuck, but Troy Barrett is right next door, and the walls are so thin they might as well be made of rice paper.

    So: Ilya shoves his thumb into Shane’s mouth to shut him up. Problem solved.

    Shane Hollander has an Oral Fixation and this fic is my official submission.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    18 Jul 2026