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    A series of one-shots featuring the friendship between two unlikely people (who seem to have no friends): Jin Zixuan and Lan Wangji. Just a self indulgent series.

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    Wherein Nico gets the instincts and mindset of a dragon, Lou Ellen is taking too long on the antidote, the Stolls are constantly in the middle of things, and Will is just so done with everything.

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    “Lan Zhan, have you, ah… have you ever…”

    Lan Wangji blinks up at him, bewildered. “Have I ever…?”

    “You know,” Wei Ying says, waggling his eyebrows. He makes a vague gesture around his own crotch. It’s halfhearted, but there’s no mistaking its vulgarity.

    Lan Wangji flushes, suddenly and violently. “Of course not!”


    See also: Wei Ying takes it upon himself to teach his good friend Lan Wangji how to masturbate.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Dear Reddit, does the combination of the following actions with another person within a 20-minute window constitute sex?
    - Tongue kissing
    - Consensual nipple pinching
    - Rubbing of erect penises against each other to the point of mutual ejaculation

    Or: After being made to share a bed with his coworker while on a business trip, Lan Zhan turns to a Reddit advice column for help.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “A-Fu apologises for intruding. Shall I bring you a woman?”

    Lan Wangji recoils. The question lands like a physical blow: violent, distasteful, and absurd. “No.”

    “Then,” A-Fu murmurs. “If you wish, I could… relieve you. As a servant, it is my duty.”

    Or: Crown prince Lan Wangji is taken hostage by Wen Ruohan, who has taken the throne after deposing the incumbent emperor. While imprisoned, Lan Wangji is assigned a handsome eunuch servant named A-Fu. Outwardly, A-Fu is mild and attentive, but his whispered hints at rebellion appear to be the start of something momentous and revelatory…

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.

    Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.

    “Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”

    Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.

    “Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”

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    Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.

    What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Serendipity,

    Noun — The occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

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    08 Jun 2026