Revenant_Raven



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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he's going to mess around with bondage. Jazz doesn't seem to mind the idea of Ratchet sitting in - he even encourages Ratchet to take a more active role. Which just makes it even more confusing when everything goes wrong.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Bite the hand that forged you.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    If one were to be delicate, one would say that Jazz and Prowl are incompatible.

    The blunt truth?

    'You just lie there with this blank expression on your face,' he'd been told by his last partner. Signal had stayed longer then most, willing to try since Prowl was so obviously doing his best, interfacing to please his partner and give him what Prowl himself disliked. In the end, though, it hadn't worked. 'You don't like me touching you, you don't like the mess, you don't even like the overload, and half the time I swear you're running economic simulations in your CPU you look that bored. I don't want that. I don't want you miserable, and I don't want me miserable, either.'

    So why can't Prowl stop wishing?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The war ends without any major input from Optimus, which he is certain does not affect him at all. He’s stuck in a perpetual dinner debate camp with Megatron over the planet’s future leadership, and he might actually be able to retire. A few decades of stability brings with it the promise of sparklings, and Optimus finds his interest piqued. He’s ruled out 309 of the 310 remaining Cybertronians as prospective sires. It’s going to be the best one-night stand of Megatron’s life, and perhaps Optimus can pick up some clues about his latest nefarious scheme,

    Megop gift exchange present for @final-milf-ratchet. Their prompt: “G1, Optimus wants a sparkling, but clearly asking any autobots to sire it would be a misuse of his position, so obviously the only option is to have a thrilling one night stand with Megatron.” I took this prompt and proceeded to run 6,000+ words in a sideways direction before looping back to the promised porno.

    Big thanks to ConCentric for being an awesome beta

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    26 May 2026

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    Megatron can hear Optimus’ struts grind as he hauls himself off the berth, and heroically refrains from steadying him.

    Optimus draws himself up, “What have I done to merit the attention of Kaon’s Supreme Commander?”

    Strika chokes off a snort. Megatron chokes on an in-vent.

    “Existed,” he rasps.
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    AKA retired general doesn’t realize he painfully hits everything his ‘enemies’ find attractive.

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    22 May 2026