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    A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.

    Oh shit.

    “Wing, what does that wrapper say?”

    “Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.

    “Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.

    “Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
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    In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Tim began to pace rapidly back and forth across the stained beige living room carpet. Five steps, pivot; five steps, pivot. "What exactly is on our triage shit list? Ambulance shit? Leslie shit? Med bay shit? Is there a shit flow chart I should be following here?"

    Or: tim isn't the only one who ever gets sick around here >:-)

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Cold dread fills his gut as the pieces come together. He suddenly feels violently ill.

    The letter R, shiny where it's emblazoned on a chest. Brown, drying blood matted into black hair. Pulling at your binds, straining against a locked door before understanding: There is no getting out of here. No point trying. Hopeless acceptance that this is where and how you die. Trapped.

    “What's your name?” he asks the boy in the chair.

    “Jason,” says the battered mirror of himself.

    He forces himself not to puke.

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    07 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Lily, that hairball will not be accompanying us to Vernon's flat. I'm putting my foot down." 

    Lily laughs humourlessly. 

    "You can put your foot wherever you'd like," she retorts, delighting in the way Petunia's jaw drops. "I'm not going without Crookshanks!" 

    "You're acting foolish!" Petunia snaps. "Where else would you go?" 

    "I'll find my own place," Lily says, barely recognizing the words coming out of her mouth. This time, it's Petunia who laughs. 

    "Good luck with that," she says, all patronizing.

    OR When Petunia offers an ultimatum, Lily finds herself becoming roommates with the last person she ever thought would come to her rescue: Sirius Black. It's the summer of '76, and Lily and her kitten, Crookshanks are moving to Bristol.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    16 Nov 2025