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A "What If" AU for chapters 16 and 17 of Anxiety is the Dizziness of Freedom by Elaia.
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One day, Hermione Granger walks into a pool hall determined to teach herself how to play pool. It can't possibly be THAT HARD to teach herself, can it?
Little did she know, that she walked into Tom Riddle's place of employment.
Whatever will happen next?
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AITA Dramione Edition by AWKwardPatronus, Charliebnim, EizaSolace, LadyGlencora, Ms_Tavers, Respanza, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy seeks advice on Reddit. Specifically, the AITA sub, after a public confrontation with one Ronald Weasley at the Ministry Gala.
Chaos ensues.
______________________________This fic is written from an actual post in R/DramioneUncensored. In character reply threads will be added as chapters, with contributing writers credited only once permission is provided. If you'd like to join in the mayhem, hop on over to the sub and bring some sass. Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/DramioneUncensored/comments/1te2ku9/comment/om7g82p/
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“I must say, this is truly the most remarkable feat of craftsmanship I have ever seen in my centuries of existence,” comes from the throat of the handsome stranger. “In all of my time being in this corner of the galaxy, I have never come across an individual quite like yourself. Hermione is it?”
“I am the Brain of HH-1979, and yes, I am Hermione.” If Hermione was capable of sneering, and looking haughty, she would be doing so right now, so she had to settle for putting as much of that into her voice as she could. “Who are you? How do you know my name? And most importantly, how are you in my ship?”
The strangely beautiful alien tilted his head towards her speaker that her voice came out of, and smirked. He was truly bedazzling.
“You can call me Tom. Just Tom.”
Hermione internally huffed to herself. ‘“Tom. Just Tom”? We’ll just see about that.’
“Well, Just Tom. Why are you in my ship? I haven’t authorized anyone to come onboard. Matter of fact, there hasn’t been any opportunity for you to even be invited in my ship! So, how is it that you are here? And how is it that you already knew my name?”
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Or: Hermione is a cyborg for a rocketship and meets Tom Riddle in a Nebula.
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What if a stalker story existed, where it wasn't Draco who was the pining obsessive stalker, but it was Hermione instead? What if Draco was still a Pureblood Supremacist, happily married, and a new father as well? And what if all of that made Hermione so mad, that he had never given them a chance in Hogwarts, that she decided to take matters into her own hands, and try to force him to love her, no matter what?
Have you ever wanted to know what it would look like if Hermione truly gave zero fucks as to what other people thought of her, in regards to getting what she wants, no matter the cost? Have you ever wanted to see a story where a woman truly scared you with how obsessively possessive she became with the object of her desire?
Then accept the invitation, to go Over the Edge of Reason.
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Truth be told, it was probably the accent.
God, she loved that accent.
Clearly, her ongoing yearlong booty call sessions with yet another British man that she most definitely shouldn’t be sleeping with showed how weak she was for that fucking accent.
or the one in which Hermione ends up accidentally sleeping with her poly-fuck buddies royal boyfriend.
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Where Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have to learn to work together to get something they both want: Hermione Granger.
A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven goes awry in all the best ways.
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AITA for Trying to Get my Son’s Teacher Fired? by costumesofhannibal, Quihi
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01 May 2026
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In the aftermath of the Buckbeak incident, Lucius Malfoy turns to everyone’s favorite advice columnists, Reddit. But the Statute of Secrecy must be upheld, even when a very frustrated Gryffindor tries to correct the facts.
INFO: Why was he hired? Doesn’t the school evaluate lesson plans?
This isn’t even the worst of the Headmaster’s hiring decisions. They haven't been able to keep a gym teacher for more than a year in over 20 years.
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Lucius Malfoy and the Subreddit Trenches by costumesofhannibal, Quihi
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